Senior Knows It Better

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Senior Knows It Better

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OH. MY. GOD. The absolute DRAMA of dev life captured in four panels! 😱 Junior dev is freaking out watching someone pour a drink, convinced it's going to overflow, spill, and cause CATASTROPHIC FAILURE! Meanwhile, the senior dev is like "hold my beer" (or soda) and proceeds to pour RIGHT TO THE ABSOLUTE EDGE without spilling a single drop! This is literally the coding equivalent of junior devs panicking over every possible edge case while seniors calmly push to production at 4:59pm on a Friday. The seniors aren't wizards—they've just crashed and burned enough times to know EXACTLY how far they can push things before disaster strikes. The silent "..." at the end? PERFECTION. No notes. 💅

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