Senior Knows It Better

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Ah, the mythical "quick call" that's about as quick as compiling a legacy C++ project. The innocuous "you have 5-10 min for quick call?" message that somehow warps the space-time continuum and turns into a 35-minute existential crisis about project deadlines, scope creep, and why the intern broke the production database again. This is why I've developed a sophisticated algorithm for estimating meeting durations: take whatever time they suggest and multiply by π. Works every time. Now excuse me while I go block my calendar for the rest of eternity.

Content Time spent configuring tools and shit Time spent programming Time spent hating my life

Content WHAT GIVES PEOPLE FEELINGS OF POWER MONEY STATUS SOLVING A PROBLEM OPTIMALLY IN AN INTERVIEW AFTER PRETENDING YOU NEVER SAW IT BEFORE

Content GENTLEMEN, IT IS MY REGRET TO INFORM YOU THAT DIDN'T HAVE PERMISSIONS SO I WROTE MY APP USING EXCEL AS A DB AND IT GOT APPROVED ghip.com

Content A QA Tester walks into a bar: He orders a beer. He orders 3 beers. He orders 2976412836 beers. He orders 0 beers. He orders -1 beer. He orders q beers. He orders nothing. El ordena una cerveza. He orders a deer. He tries to leave without paying. He starts ordering a beer, then throws himself through the window half way through. He orders a beer, gets his receipt, then tries to go back. He orders a beer, goes to the door of the bar, throws a handful of cookies into the street, then goes back to the bar to see if the barmaid still recognises him. He orders a beer, and watches very carefully while the barmaid puts his order into the till to make sure nothing in his request got lost along the way. He starts ordering a beer, and tries to talk the barmaid into handing over her personal details. He orders a beer, sneaks into the back, turns off the power to the till, and waits to see how the barmaid reacts, and what she says to him. He orders a beer while calling in thousands of robots to order a beer at exactly the same time.