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What They're Afraid Of

What They're Afraid Of
Vampires hiss at sunlight. Superman recoils from kryptonite. But programmers? We shriek in terror at the mere sight of light-themed IDEs. Nothing strikes fear into the heart of a code warrior quite like that blinding white background piercing through our retinas at 2 AM. Our eyes, finely tuned to the soothing embrace of dark mode, simply cannot handle such brightness. It's like staring directly into the sun after living in a cave for years. The white IDE is our kryptonite—draining our powers and turning us into squinting, hissing creatures of the night. Because let's be honest, real programming happens in darkness, fueled by caffeine and the gentle glow of a properly dimmed screen.

The Father Of Our Country Would Be A VS Code Patriot

The Father Of Our Country Would Be A VS Code Patriot
While politicians argue about what George Washington would think today, the truth is clear - our first president would've ditched the powdered wig for the sweet, sweet embrace of VS Code's dark theme. Forget crossing the Delaware; he'd be crossing breakpoints and merging pull requests. The man who couldn't tell a lie would definitely tell you to stop using Notepad++ and join the modern era. Constitutional amendments? Nah, he'd be more concerned with his extension recommendations and keyboard shortcuts. The father of our country would've been the father of clean, well-indented code.

Why The Hate Query

Why The Hate Query
Found the psychopath who codes in light mode! Next you'll tell us you use spaces instead of tabs and don't have strong opinions about bracket placement. The dark mode tribe has spoken - your retinas are clearly made of adamantium and your soul is suspiciously cheerful. The rest of us basement-dwelling code goblins will continue hissing at the sun and embracing our vampire-friendly IDEs, thank you very much.