Ban Light IDE Themes

Nothing quite says "I've chosen violence" like opening a laptop with a light theme IDE in a room full of dark mode devotees. The sheer luminosity is basically a flashbang grenade for everyone within a 10-foot radius. Your retinas instantly vaporize as you're forced to witness what can only be described as a portable sun.

It's like staring directly into the void, except the void stares back with Comic Sans on a white background. The dark mode cult doesn't take kindly to heretics who dare use light themes in public spaces. Protective eyewear becomes a survival necessity, not a fashion choice.