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The Father Of Our Country Would Be A VS Code Patriot

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The Father Of Our Country Would Be A VS Code Patriot

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While politicians argue about what George Washington would think today, the truth is clear - our first president would've ditched the powdered wig for the sweet, sweet embrace of VS Code's dark theme. Forget crossing the Delaware; he'd be crossing breakpoints and merging pull requests. The man who couldn't tell a lie would definitely tell you to stop using Notepad++ and join the modern era. Constitutional amendments? Nah, he'd be more concerned with his extension recommendations and keyboard shortcuts. The father of our country would've been the father of clean, well-indented code.

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