Why The Hate Query

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5 months ago 111,248 views 0 shares

Why The Hate Query

ide-memes, dark-mode-memes, light-mode-memes, developer-preferences-memes, coding-environment-memes | ProgrammerHumor.io

Found the psychopath who codes in light mode! Next you'll tell us you use spaces instead of tabs and don't have strong opinions about bracket placement. The dark mode tribe has spoken - your retinas are clearly made of adamantium and your soul is suspiciously cheerful. The rest of us basement-dwelling code goblins will continue hissing at the sun and embracing our vampire-friendly IDEs, thank you very much.

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