Why The Hate Query

ide Dark mode Light theme Programmer culture Light mode Developer preferences Coding environment Dark theme Editor wars

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Why The Hate Query

ide-memes, dark-mode-memes, light-mode-memes, developer-preferences-memes, coding-environment-memes | ProgrammerHumor.io

Found the psychopath who codes in light mode! Next you'll tell us you use spaces instead of tabs and don't have strong opinions about bracket placement. The dark mode tribe has spoken - your retinas are clearly made of adamantium and your soul is suspiciously cheerful. The rest of us basement-dwelling code goblins will continue hissing at the sun and embracing our vampire-friendly IDEs, thank you very much.

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