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OH. MY. GOD. The absolute TRAGEDY of modern development! 💸 There you are, thinking you're so clever hard-coding API keys in your ChatGPT prompts, and BOOM! OpenAI is just SWIMMING in your precious secrets like Scrooge McDuck in his money bin! The sheer AUDACITY! Your API keys - those expensive little strings that unlock digital kingdoms and drain your wallet with every request - now collected and potentially exposed! THIS is why we can't have nice things in tech! Next time maybe try environment variables like a functioning adult? 🙄

Behold the library scholar who created a single "Hello World" repository and suddenly transforms into an open source evangelist. Nothing screams "expert contributor" quite like pushing six lines of code that literally every programming tutorial starts with. It's the equivalent of making one grilled cheese sandwich and calling yourself a Michelin-star chef. The audacity is almost admirable - standing there with SpongeBob, preaching the gospel of collaboration while their entire coding portfolio consists of console.log("Hello World!") . The open source community trembles in anticipation of such revolutionary contributions.

Content Fireship O fireship dev How did you become homeless? Drugs? Gambling? I hosted my website on Vercel No Money NO JOB Jingna Zhang cara.appze zemo Jun 5 So freaking speechless right now. Seen many vercel functions stories but first time experiencing such discrepancy vs request logs like, this is cannot be real?? This is your daily notification that your team has used 24166 of your monthly included Serverless Function Execution amount which has added 96,280 to your bill thus far. You'll continue to be charged 40 per 100 GB Hrs.

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