Forget feature lists, performance benchmarks, or compatibility charts. The single most important question any developer asks when a shiny new IDE drops is: "Can I make my screen look like I'm hacking the Matrix?"
We'll spend 8 hours configuring the perfect dark theme before writing a single line of code. Because nothing says "serious programmer" like staring at white text on a black background until 3 AM while your eyes slowly turn into raisins.
Dark mode isn't just a preference—it's a lifestyle choice that screams "I value my retinas" while secretly whispering "I want my workspace to look badass."