Clanker Speaks The Truth

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Clanker Speaks The Truth

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Computers don't lie, but they sure know how to be dramatic about it. When your code finally works after 47 attempts and the computer's like "1" – that's binary for "I told you so." The machine's entire personality is just evaluating Boolean expressions and being insufferably correct while we're over here having existential crises over missing semicolons. The relationship between programmers and computers is basically us begging for validation and them responding with the computational equivalent of "k."

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