Blackout Poetry: Developer Edition

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Blackout Poetry: Developer Edition

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The art of debugging summed up in three lines. When your code fails spectacularly and the error messages make zero sense, just remember: "A computer can never be held... therefore a computer is a d___." Fill in that blank with whatever four-letter word you're screaming at 2AM while trying to fix that production bug nobody else wants to touch. The perfect legal defense for when you finally snap and throw your laptop out the window.

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