Blackout Poetry: Developer Edition

Content Michel Mayor realising He's won a Nobel Prize looks exactly the same as debugging

Ah, the unmistakable signature of a junior developer's code comments! That stop sign with the helpful clarification "THIS IS A STOP SIGN" perfectly captures the redundant commenting style that senior devs silently judge. It's like writing i++; // increments i by 1 or // The following function calculates the sum right above a function literally named calculateSum() . The code review gods weep silently as another obvious comment gets committed to the repo. Self-documenting code? Never heard of her.

This meme perfectly captures the programmer's paradox of productivity. On the left, we see a pathetic 6 commits for "important school projects" with barely any code changes. Meanwhile, the right panel shows a glorious explosion of 20 commits with over 41,591 additions and 21,039 deletions for some random side project that probably generates AI-powered memes of cats dressed as programmers. The brain's reward system is a treacherous ally - it finds school assignments boring but gets absolutely electrified when you decide to build that useless Discord bot at 3 AM. It's like our brains have a "procrastination optimization algorithm" that redirects all creative energy to the least important task with the highest dopamine payoff.

Content "Hey, so you study computers right? Can you fix my." Code hub

OMG, it's the ULTIMATE developer battle cry! 💀 "Deploy First, Pray Later" - because who needs testing when you have BLIND FAITH and ENERGY DRINKS?! The cute little praying bunny is all of us at 4:57 PM on Friday when someone says "let's push to production!" Meanwhile, that subtitle "god abandoned this pipeline long ago" is the tragic reality check your CI/CD process desperately needed. Your deployment strategy shouldn't require divine intervention, but here we are... FRANTICALLY LIGHTING CANDLES while production burns!

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