Blackout Poetry: Developer Edition

Student: "Is it alright if we memory leak but get the correct answer in our pseudo code?" Instructor: "I have no idea what this question means." The beautiful moment when you've ascended to such a level of programming confusion that even your instructor's brain buffer overflows. It's like asking if your imaginary car can have flat tires but still win the race. The instructor's response is basically the computer science equivalent of "Error 404: Understanding Not Found."

The eternal holy war of array indexing. Programmers are divided into two camps: those who believe weeks should start on Monday (index 0) like ISO standard, and those who think Sunday (index 0) makes sense because... America? Meanwhile, JavaScript's Date object betrays everyone by making Sunday index 0 but Monday index 1. The real crime here isn't the starting day—it's that we're all wasting precious debugging hours arguing about it instead of fixing that memory leak nobody wants to touch.

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Ah, method acting taken to its logical conclusion. Two months of Java programming would indeed prepare anyone for portraying mental instability. Nothing breaks your spirit quite like wrestling with verbose syntax, NullPointerExceptions, and the existential dread of realizing you've spent three hours debugging only to find a missing semicolon. The real tragedy? After those two months, he probably started thinking AbstractSingletonProxyFactoryBean was a perfectly reasonable class name.

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