Blackout Poetry: Developer Edition

Content C Closed miku-chan03 opened this issue on 18 Oct 2017 2 comments miku-chan03 commented on 18 Oct 2017 Contributor HI 1 fixie wixied the JSON-api fucksy wucksie!!! xp I repwaced the Prototypes. func wiff a more -streamlined- kawaii Pwototypiee. funkywunks object that make the JS go sooper dooper fast!! XD starts twerking Can u pwease merge my pwull wequest senpai?!! UwU gaearon commented on 19 Oct 2017 Contributor what in the name of fuck gaearon closed this permanently on 19 Oct 2017

Ah, the four horsemen of software development reality. On one side, you've got non-engineers throwing random examples at you like confetti at a parade. Meanwhile, engineers are busy creating elegant abstract models with "general rules" that work beautifully... in theory. Then comes implementation - that beautiful moment when your elegant solution crashes into the wall of "weird corner cases" and "unintended consequences." Don't forget the obligatory hack comment that somehow keeps the whole thing from imploding. And finally, the solution that SHOULD have been implemented - simple, straightforward, and completely ignored in favor of whatever Frankenstein's monster we actually shipped. With a "red herring" thrown in just to make sure we wasted time chasing something irrelevant. This isn't a meme. It's a documentary.

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Content Aaron Patterson tenderlove Apr 20, 2016 I like to add and M any time I submit online forms because I know that some developer is going to see it and wonder if they have a bug 128 17 3.8K 5.4K assertchris assertchris Replying to tenderlove tenderlove shochdoerfer I like to add obiect Obiect!.. 7:44 AM Apr 20, 2016 Twitter Web Client v 10 Retweets 86 Likes 9 17 iT

Content D Rewrite gangstas paradise but about going through a programming Sprint (Verse 1) As I churn through the lines of my code tonight, I take a look at my screen and realize there's so much left to write, Cause I've been coding and debugging for so long, Even my coffee feels that my sleep's gone. In the world of the sprint, we're in such a haste, Can't take a break, no time to waste. Too many bugs, we can't debug, With all the issues, feel like we're stuck. Chorus: Been spending most our lives Living in this programmer's paradise. We code, then review and revise, Living in this programmer's paradise. We keep pushing, no sleep, no rice, Living in this programmer's paradise. We sacrifice, pay the price, Living in this programmer's paradise.

Content Me with Computer Science degree Relatives asking me to fix their printer