I Tell Computers To Do Things. Sometimes They Listen.

Content Currently Al can write code snippets based on inputs ..hmm so we can save cost of recruiting junior devs. yuva.krishna.memes In future Al can write whole software ..hmm so I can also save cost of recruiting senior devs.. One day Al will run my whole company and fire all redundant humans

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Content 9:06 4 Job application Inbox After weeks of consideration we have decided to go with another candidate who is better suited to our needs at this time. It was noted during your interviews, you told both our recruiter and the hiring manager that "they wasted your time because they were late" and "you took time off from work just to hear a low ball offer and that we should have posted the salary range in the job description" We told you that we do this so people won't apply just for the money. After which you replied "what money?" Thank you for your time and consideration. Sincerely, Thank you for letting me know. Thank you for informing me. Thank you for your response. A Reply Forward

Content First day and accidentally pushing to master CUSTOMER CALLS HALF A MINUTE LATER: "OUR PROD SERVERS ARE DOWN. WHAT THE HELL HAPPENEDPIPI" OHNO imoflio.com

The modern freelance developer's business model in its purest form. Get paid $20 to fix a bug, immediately spend half of it on a Copilot subscription that probably wrote the buggy code in the first place, and pocket a measly $10 profit. The smug anime girl just makes it perfect – that face when you realize you're essentially paying GitHub to help you fix the mess their AI created. It's the circle of tech life: create problems, sell solutions, repeat.

Content People in 1990: Al will probably be very advanced in 30 years The Al they expected: The Al now: dog ProgrammerH