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OH. MY. GOD. The most BRUTALLY honest description of programming I've ever witnessed! 💀
When someone asks what you do and you hit them with "I tell computers to do things. Sometimes they listen" - it's the "sometimes" that absolutely SENDS ME. The sheer AUDACITY of these silicon-based divas refusing our commands after we've spent HOURS crafting the perfect instructions!
Like, excuse me?! I wrote you a BEAUTIFUL algorithm and you have the NERVE to throw a runtime error? The relationship between programmer and computer is literally just us begging expensive calculators to cooperate while they randomly decide when to throw tantrums!
