Give Me JPG Or Give Me Death!

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Webdev Programming Frontend

2 months ago 112,098 views 0 shares

Give Me JPG Or Give Me Death!

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The revolutionary war for image formats rages on! Front-end developers and designers everywhere are channeling their inner Patrick Henry with this passionate declaration against WebP. Google's "superior" image format might offer better compression, but at what cost? File compatibility issues, inconsistent browser support, and that moment when you need to quickly edit an image but your design software chokes on the format. The JPG loyalists stand firm—they'd rather sacrifice a few kilobytes than surrender their workflow sanity. Sure, WebP might be 26% smaller, but so is my patience when trying to work with these files.

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