The Great Developer Distraction

Newbie developers Coding trends Vibe coding Traditional programming Javascript-frameworks Coding culture Developer lifestyle

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The Great Developer Distraction

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OH. MY. GOD. The BETRAYAL! 😱 Fresh-faced newbies turning their backs on centuries of programming tradition to chase after that flirty, seductive "vibe coding" with its pretty frameworks and no documentation! Meanwhile, traditional coding stands there UTTERLY DEVASTATED watching its relationship crumble before its eyes! The audacity! The drama! It's like watching your partner leave you for someone who doesn't even know what a pointer is but has really cool Instagram filters. And honestly? I can't even blame them - who wants to spend 5 hours debugging a segmentation fault when you could just npm install your problems away?

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