Do You Even Code

Developer stereotypes Coding culture Developer stickers Tech flexing Framework collection Laptop decoration Tech peacocking Tool badges Programming identity Dev fashion

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Do You Even Code

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OH. MY. GOD. The AUDACITY of this person flashing their laptop like it's some kind of developer status symbol! 💅 Look at that collection of framework and tool stickers - it's like they're screaming "I know ALL the technologies" while probably writing 'Hello World' in each one. Honey, collecting dev stickers is NOT the same as knowing how to code! It's the programming equivalent of putting band patches on your jacket when you can't even play the triangle. The modern tech peacocking ritual is COMPLETE! 🦚

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