Do You Even Code

Content When your friends call you to program with them in a language you've never programmed in t.medev meme

The universe has black holes, neutron stars, and then there's Android Studio on first launch. The meme perfectly captures the gravitational strain of various IDEs on your system resources. Lightweight editors barely make a dent, XCode pulls harder, Visual Studio drags your CPU into the abyss, and Android Studio? That thing bends spacetime itself while your RAM begs for mercy. Nothing says "time for coffee" like watching that loading bar crawl across your screen as your cooling fans achieve liftoff velocity.

Content when you are programmer and see's a hacking scene in a movie. he is just updating the system and installing random packages

The brutal honesty of career choices summed up in one confession. Started coding because it seemed cool, stayed because I'm too deep in the tech debt to escape now. That moment when you realize your GitHub commits are basically digital breadcrumbs leading to your slow descent into Stack Overflow dependency. Seven years and four frameworks later, still googling basic syntax and pretending it's normal. The only difference between junior and senior devs? Seniors know which errors to ignore.

Content ME AFTER WRITTING "HELLO WORLD." ME AFTER GETTING A 'D'IN DATA STRUCTURES AND ALGORITHIMS 1 am so great 1 am so great

Content SOFTWARE DEVELOPMENT PROCESS 0. I can't fix this 1. Crisis of confidence 2. Questions career 3. Questions life 4. Oh it was a typo, cool