Bugs Never Sleep

Content Peter Yang petergyang 13h Our jobs are safe, fam. Sister's Age Calculation When I was 6 my sister was half my age. Now I'm 70 how old is my sister? If you are 70 years old and your sister was half your age when you were 6, then your sister was 6 2 6233 years old when you were 6. If your sister was 3 years old when you were 6 and you are now 70, then your sister is now 3 70 3707373 years old. So your sister is 73 years old.

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OH. MY. GOD. The AUDACITY of these so-called "software engineers" with their RIDICULOUS version numbers that look like someone smashed their face on a keyboard! 🙄 We've spent DECADES perfecting semantic versioning only to discover—PLOT TWIST—nobody actually needs anything beyond v1.0! And when we wanted more features? "Just use plugins!" they said, as if that's not the digital equivalent of duct-taping features to a broken chair! And don't get me STARTED on those update prompts. "Please update to version 37.0.0.69.march2023.jaguar" — WHO NAMES THESE THINGS? A cat walking across a keyboard?! Meanwhile, we're all sitting here like obedient little puppies clicking "Yes, please install updates" while staring at loading screens that tell us ABSOLUTELY NOTHING. 22GB download for what? A slightly different shade of blue in the UI? The betrayal is ASTRONOMICAL!

Content BOSS "CAN YOU TAKE THIS TICKETS ME VES OFC, LOOKS LIKE AN EASTONE ME AFTER HAVING A CLOSER LOOKS Shouldn't have said that should NOT have said that.

Content Sebastin Ramrez tiangolo 27.1.0. I saw a job post the other day. M It required 4 years of experience in FastAPI. A I couldn't apply as I only have 1.5 years of experience since I created that thing. Maybe it's time to re-evaluate that "vears of experience skill level".

Let's be honest—we've all written code that would make a compiler cry. That moment when someone asks for your GitHub and you remember those nested ternaries and 200-line functions that somehow work by pure cosmic accident. It's not greed keeping that monstrosity private; it's the digital equivalent of hiding the evidence. "No, no, I can't share that project because of... uh... intellectual property reasons." Yeah, sure buddy. We both know it's held together with Stack Overflow snippets and prayers.