The Main Thing Is That It Works

Technical debt Spaghetti code Code review Code quality It works Production ready Hacky solution Ugly code

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The Main Thing Is That It Works

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BEHOLD! The magnificent evolution of code quality! From a beautifully drawn bird (your initial design doc) to whatever THAT monstrosity is in the bottom left (your actual implementation). And yet—SOMEHOW—the abomination still flies! It's like watching your 47 nested if-statements and global variables held together by duct tape and prayers somehow pass all the acceptance tests. The client doesn't care that your code looks like it was written during an earthquake by a caffeinated raccoon. Ship it to production, baby! Technical debt is tomorrow's problem!

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