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The four horsemen of programming reality! People think we're hardware wizards opening computer cases like surgeons. Parents believe we're rocket scientists in lab coats inventing the next NASA project. Meanwhile, we imagine ourselves as beautiful-mind geniuses solving complex algorithms... But the crushing truth? We're just professional Googlers desperately typing "How to use dates in JavaScript" for the 47th time this week because nobody—NOBODY—can remember JavaScript's cursed Date API. The gap between perception and reality has never been so hilariously wide.

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Look at this groundbreaking README update that took hours of deep intellectual labor—replacing text with the exact same text plus emojis. The commit message proudly declares "5 additions and 5 removals" like it's some kind of heroic refactoring. This is peak modern development: spending actual human hours making cosmetic changes to documentation that add zero functional value, then expecting a parade for your "contribution." Next PR: converting all periods to sparkle emojis. Revolutionary stuff.

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OH MY GOD, JavaScript's date handling is the ABSOLUTE NIGHTMARE that keeps on giving! 😱 First, you create a date for March 9th, 2025, and everything seems fine. Then BAM! getDay() returns 0 because it's Sunday (not the 9th day, you fool!). But WAIT, it gets worse! getMonth() returns 2 because January is month ZERO in this twisted universe! And the grand finale? getYear() returns 125 because it counts years since 1900! WHO DESIGNED THIS MADNESS?! The emotional journey from confusion to horror is just *chef's kiss* the quintessential JavaScript experience. The rage is real, people!