Say "You're Absolutely Right" One More Time

Ah, the good ol' days of coding... Two guys safely installing an AC unit while standing on a narrow ledge, labeled as the coding equivalent of copy-pasting from Stack Overflow vs. writing your own code. The self-written code guy is literally hanging off the edge of certain death just to feel the satisfaction of originality. Meanwhile, the Stack Overflow copiers look slightly more stable but equally questionable in their life choices. Let's be honest - before AI coding assistants, we were all just one misplaced semicolon away from plummeting into the abyss of debugging. The only difference was whether we fell with borrowed code or with our own janky implementation that somehow worked despite violating every principle in the textbook.

The inevitable hipster-ification of web development has arrived. Just like artisanal coffee shops charging $9 for "hand-poured" water, we'll soon have developers selling "organic, handwritten, non-AI websites" at premium prices. Next they'll be telling us their HTML is free-range and their CSS was harvested during a full moon. Can't wait for the "small-batch, locally-sourced JavaScript" trend to hit.

The classic corporate bait-and-switch! Manager gleefully announces "no more daily standups" like he's bestowing a gift from the heavens, only to reveal the true horror: writing detailed Slack messages every morning instead. The final panels show the developers' brilliant malicious compliance—using ChatGPT to auto-generate those meaningless status updates. This is peak modern workplace evolution: replacing a 15-minute meeting with an hour of typing, then automating away the busywork with AI. The circle of corporate life is complete. The manager thinks he's won, but the devs are playing 4D chess while he's still figuring out how to open Excel.

Asking how to check LLM code quality without being an expert is like asking how to check if your parachute works without jumping out of a plane. The irony is delicious - you're using an LLM to ask how to evaluate LLM-generated code. It's the digital equivalent of asking a toddler if they think they should have more candy. The answer is always "yes" and always suspiciously in their favor.

The eternal battle: AI vs. Human programmers. While ChatGPT churns out clean, efficient code in seconds without any... physical distractions, human developers are proudly declaring victory in the most bizarre competition ever—the ability to scratch themselves while coding. Congratulations humans, you've found the one area where biological bodies still have the edge. Your uncomfortable physical form is your superpower. Silicon can't itch, but it also can't experience the satisfaction of a good scratch during a 3-hour debugging session.

When AI recommends /dev/null over MongoDB, it's basically suggesting you throw your data into a digital black hole instead of storing it in an actual database. For the uninitiated, /dev/null is a special file in Unix systems that discards all data written to it—it's literally the void where bits go to die. The joke here is that some developers have such strong opinions about MongoDB's reliability that they'd rather send their precious data into oblivion than trust it to Mongo. The AI is just the cherry on top of this tech burn—even artificial intelligence is supposedly dunking on your database choices now!