The Indie Game Developer's Fantasy

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The Indie Game Developer's Fantasy

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The eternal fantasy of every developer – announcing you're quitting your soul-crushing corporate job to "work on your game." The black dragon represents your fierce determination while everyone else reacts with varying levels of concern. Your co-workers (the white dragon) are skeptical but supportive, your parents are absolutely horrified, and your co-dev is enthusiastically cheering you on because they have no idea what financial hell you're about to enter. Meanwhile, Reddit sits in the corner, ready to upvote your inevitable "I quit my job 6 months ago and my indie game has made $12.47" post. The dream dies harder than most production servers on patch day.

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