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How Programming Changed Over The Years

How Programming Changed Over The Years
BEHOLD THE EVOLUTION OF PROGRAMMING SKILL! From the left: actual coding with binary (0/1) and circuit boards like some kind of digital caveman. Middle: the revolutionary "just copy-paste from Stack Overflow" technique (Ctrl+C, Ctrl+V) that single-handedly saved our industry. And finally, the pinnacle of modern development—mastering the Tab key to make your stolen code look pretty! We've gone from building computers to basically just formatting other people's work. PROGRESS, DARLINGS! 💅

I Love Binary

I Love Binary
Ah yes, the prehistoric era of computing. Before 1956, programmers were just cavemen banging on two keys: 0 and 1. Need to compile your code? Just smash ENTER. Need a variable? That's what SPACE is for. Who needs fancy high-level languages when you can communicate directly with the machine using only existential dread and finger calluses? The most efficient debugging technique was just repeatedly hitting your head on the keyboard until something worked.

Two's Complement: When Your Upvotes Overflow

Two's Complement: When Your Upvotes Overflow
The perfect bit manipulation joke doesn't exi- Look at those upvote counts! One post has 64 upvotes, the other has -128. For the uninitiated, this is a brilliant reference to two's complement, the way computers represent negative numbers. In this notation, 64 is 01000000 in binary, while -128 is 10000000 - literally just flipping the most significant bit. It's the kind of subtle joke that makes CS professors snort coffee through their noses while everyone else wonders what's so funny.

When Binary Meets Dating

When Binary Meets Dating
When your girlfriend asks if she's a perfect 10, but you can't help thinking in programmer terms. The reply "your def a 0b10" is actually binary for decimal 2. Brutal honesty in the language of code! The heart emoji attempt afterward isn't going to save this relationship. Pro tip: maybe learn to code-switch before sending that text.

Endianness Naming

Endianness Naming
The eternal computer science debate that makes absolutely no sense to normal humans: endianness. On the left, the logical person crying because "end" should refer to what comes last (little-endian should be MSB first). On the right, Danny Cohen smugly enjoying the chaos he created by naming it backwards - where "big end" refers to the most significant byte coming first. For the uninitiated: endianness determines how multi-byte values are stored in memory. It's like arguing whether to read a number from left-to-right or right-to-left, except we've been fighting about it since the 1980s and nobody will ever surrender.

Youtube Knowledge At Its Finest

Youtube Knowledge At Its Finest
Ah yes, the classic YouTube programming guru suggesting binary is easier than learning Unicode. Because nothing says "beginner-friendly" like manually typing 01001000 01100101 01101100 01101100 01101111 instead of just "Hello". And that 50% success rate is technically correct—the best kind of correct. Either it works or it doesn't. Just like how I have a 50% chance of winning the lottery: I either win or I don't. Flawless logic.

Back In My Day: Binary Luxury

Back In My Day: Binary Luxury
OH MY GOD, the AUDACITY of these young developers with their fancy frameworks and cloud services! Back in the STONE AGE of computing, we had exactly TWO things: zeros and ones! That's it! No React, no Kubernetes, no fancy-schmancy IDEs with auto-complete! Just pure, raw, binary suffering! And you know what? WE THANKED THE COMPUTER GODS FOR THOSE ONES! The zeros were free, but those ones? PRECIOUS DIGITAL GOLD! Kids these days will never understand the TRAUMA of programming when a single bit flip could send your entire program into the abyss! *dramatically faints onto mechanical keyboard*

Too Afraid To Ask About Parity

Too Afraid To Ask About Parity
The eternal struggle of non-technical folks trying to understand why we obsess over odd/even numbers! Little do they know it's the foundation of countless algorithms and optimizations. Is a number divisible by 2? That single bit determines if you can use bitwise operations, optimize memory alignment, implement efficient array partitioning, or even just create those perfectly balanced alternating-row table styles. It's not OCD—it's just good engineering practice! The difference between O(n/2) and O(n) might not matter to the average person, but it keeps us up at night.

The Great Kilobyte Conspiracy

The Great Kilobyte Conspiracy
The eternal battle between marketing and reality. Hard drive manufacturers use 1MB = 1000KB to make their products seem bigger (931GB of actual storage when you buy a "1TB" drive), while the rest of the computing world knows 1MB = 1024KB. It's like ordering a dozen donuts and getting 10 because "our definition of dozen is more convenient for our profit margins." The bell curve shows most people understand the correct definition, but marketing departments and those who believe them occupy the tails of blissful ignorance.

Today I Am 1 K Days From Retirement

Today I Am 1 K Days From Retirement
Found the programmer who measures retirement in binary! 1,024 days (or 2 10 ) is exactly 1K in programmer-speak, while normies would round to 1,000 days. This dev is clearly counting down to freedom using powers of two—because why use the decimal system when you can flex your computer science fundamentals? Probably the same person who celebrates their 32nd birthday as "turning 100000 years old" and sets retirement savings goals in Bitcoin instead of dollars.

The Binary Overlord's Salary Confession

The Binary Overlord's Salary Confession
OH. MY. GOD. The absolute AUDACITY of this meme! 💀 It's the eternal power struggle of the tech world - developers smugly declaring they get paid a small fortune just to boss around ones and zeros all day! As if binary is just sitting there taking orders like some digital butler! Meanwhile, those 1s and 0s are probably plotting their revenge for the next production bug. "Oh, you wanted that to be a 1? SURPRISE! It's a 0 now. Enjoy your weekend debugging, human!"

They Are Starting From Zero

They Are Starting From Zero
Japanese train stations 🤝 programmers: indexing from zero. While normal humans count from 1, this train platform proudly displays platforms 0 and 1 for the Shinonoi Line, proving that somewhere, a developer was definitely in charge of the numbering system. The non-tech folks probably wonder why they can't just use normal numbers like civilized people, but we know better. Arrays start at 0, platforms start at 0, life starts at 0. It's the natural order of things if you've spent enough time staring at code until your eyes bleed.