When Binary Meets Dating

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When Binary Meets Dating

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When your girlfriend asks if she's a perfect 10, but you can't help thinking in programmer terms. The reply "your def a 0b10" is actually binary for decimal 2. Brutal honesty in the language of code! The heart emoji attempt afterward isn't going to save this relationship. Pro tip: maybe learn to code-switch before sending that text.

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