When Binary Meets Dating

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Content Anonymous 072914(Tue)21:34 No. 43284913 243284988 243285295 43285370 43286016 File: 1378948966536.jpg (12 KB, 237229) Say you have a variable named Moot, and you want to find out where Moot lives You just do Moot. This returns the address (pointer) to Moot. Now say you have a pointer called Fagland. You then can do Fagland to see who lives there. Say you want to find out who moots neighbor is You take Moots address, and add one to it. (Moot1) now you just need to find out who lives there, so you do (Moot1) Did I get that right?

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Ah, the inevitable collision of programming syntax and Gen Z slang. On the left, we have traditional C# with its boring "public float" and "return false". On the right, the dystopian future where exceptions become "find_out(Tea t)" and error handling is just "yeet". The funniest part? Some poor senior developer somewhere just had a minor stroke looking at "vibe_check" replacing an if statement. And honestly, "its_giving cap" as a boolean return value is disturbingly intuitive. Mark my words: in 5 years, we'll all be debugging with "no cap fr fr" comments and Stack Overflow will be full of questions about proper "rizz" variable initialization.

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