I Love Binary

The fresh-faced programmer, high on caffeine and optimism, wonders why features take so long. Meanwhile, the battle-scarred veterans watch in silence, knowing the eldritch horrors that await—legacy code, unexpected dependencies, and the inevitable "just one small change" from marketing. The manager stands between them, blissfully unaware they're about to lead everyone into the technical debt abyss. That new dev will learn soon enough that in software, time estimates are just elaborate fiction.

Remember when Python had dreams of mobile dominance? Yeah, neither does anyone else. The meme perfectly captures how Apple and Google teamed up like anime villains to strangle Python's mobile aspirations. Python could've been a contender in the mobile space (Nokia's PyS60 was actually a thing), but the ecosystem gatekeepers decided that a language where indentation matters and everything runs like it's wading through molasses wasn't ideal for battery-powered pocket computers. Shocking. Now Python devs just sit in dark rooms training neural networks while Swift and Kotlin developers actually ship apps people use. The circle of life in tech.

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Content the post man deepfates 1d This is the software equivalent of a message smeared on the walls in blood 8 9 10 11 12 13 14 15 16 17 18 19 20 Dear programmer: When I wrote this code, only god and I knew how it worked. Now, only god knows it! Therefore, if you are trying to optimize this routine and it fails (most surely), please increase this counter as a warning for the next person: totalhourswastedhere 254

Source: xkcd-624 Ah yes, the internet in its natural habitat : a perfectly engineered ecosystem designed to waste your time with maximum efficiency . After extensive research, I've concluded that ad-blocking isn't just software—it's a survival tool for anyone with more than two functional brain cells. The fact that I can't distinguish between actual services and absurdist parody ( "GitHub for lesbians" really?) is definitive proof that humanity's technological evolution has reached its pinnacle. Congratulations, internet; you've successfully optimized distraction to the point where even attempting productivity feels like a quaint, outdated concept.

The career trajectory we never planned for! First, you naively enter game development with stars in your eyes and a degree in hand. Then reality hits—80-hour weeks debugging collision detection, players complaining your water physics aren't "realistic enough," and that one producer who keeps saying "just one more feature." Before you know it, you're burnt out, staring at your IDE with the thousand-yard stare of someone who's implemented the same login screen 37 times. Finally, you reach enlightenment: reject complexity, embrace photosynthesis. Your plants don't have merge conflicts, don't need standups, and never ask "but can we make it pop more?" The ultimate escape from dependency hell is growing actual tomatoes instead of maintaining npm packages with tomato-related names.