The Binary Overlord's Salary Confession

Content lamkirkbater IN Aug 23rd, 2017 at 9:37 AM in www Do you want to hear a joke about TCPIP? 7 replies kjustjoshing 5 months ago Yes, I'd like to hear a joke about TCPIP lamkirkbater E 5 months ago Are you ready to hear the joke about TCPIP? kjustjoshing 5 months ago 1am ready to hear the joke about TCPIP lamkirkbater I 5 months ago Here is a joke about TCPIP. lamkirkbater EN 5 months ago Did you receive the joke about TCPIP? jkjustjoshing 5 months ago I have received the joke about TCPIP. lamkirkbater El 5 months ago Excellent. You have received the joke about TCPIP. Goodbye.

The classic tale of programmer optimism. 9:00 AM: "This is an easy bug. I can fix it in minutes." 11:00 PM: Still sitting in the same chair, staring at the same code, questioning every life decision that led to this moment. The only thing that's changed is the darkness outside and the will to live inside. Time estimation in programming - where minutes mysteriously transform into hours, and "I'll be done by lunch" becomes "I might sleep here tonight."

OH. MY. ALGORITHM. Someone actually found the mythical O(1) vehicle! That license plate "DJKSTRA" on a sleek red Mazda is the ULTIMATE flex in computer science. Imagine cruising through traffic while your car literally advertises that you've mastered the shortest path algorithm! 💀 This car doesn't just get you from point A to point B—it calculates the ABSOLUTE MOST EFFICIENT ROUTE while judging every GPS that dares suggest otherwise. The owner probably parks diagonally across four spaces because "it's technically optimal given the constraints of the parking lot."

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