The Binary Overlord's Salary Confession

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The Binary Overlord's Salary Confession

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OH. MY. GOD. The absolute AUDACITY of this meme! 💀

It's the eternal power struggle of the tech world - developers smugly declaring they get paid a small fortune just to boss around ones and zeros all day! As if binary is just sitting there taking orders like some digital butler!

Meanwhile, those 1s and 0s are probably plotting their revenge for the next production bug. "Oh, you wanted that to be a 1? SURPRISE! It's a 0 now. Enjoy your weekend debugging, human!"

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