Today I Am 1 K Days From Retirement

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Today I Am 1 K Days From Retirement

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Found the programmer who measures retirement in binary! 1,024 days (or 2¹⁰) is exactly 1K in programmer-speak, while normies would round to 1,000 days. This dev is clearly counting down to freedom using powers of two—because why use the decimal system when you can flex your computer science fundamentals? Probably the same person who celebrates their 32nd birthday as "turning 100000 years old" and sets retirement savings goals in Bitcoin instead of dollars.

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