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The C language sitting there unchanged since 1970 while every other technology evolves is peak programmer Stockholm syndrome. "If it ain't broke, don't fix it" taken to the extreme. Meanwhile, C++ and Java developers are having emotional breakdowns trying to keep up with new features and paradigms. C programmers just smugly sipping coffee with their pointers and memory leaks, completely unbothered by modern conveniences like garbage collection or user-friendly syntax. Why fix perfection? *coughs in buffer overflow*

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JavaScript throwing shade at Python's type system is peak language rivalry. Python's like "I'll just figure out the types at runtime, no biggie" while JavaScript—the king of undefined is not a function —has the audacity to mock someone else's type safety. Meanwhile, both languages are out here turning perfectly good integers into strings when you least expect it. The irony of JavaScript bragging about "dynamic typing" while silently casting everything is chef's kiss material. It's like watching two drunks argue about who's more sober.

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