Today I Am 1 K Days From Retirement

Hollywood: "We hired expert hackers as consultants for authenticity!" The expert hackers: *writes 8 print statements and calls it a day* Nothing says "elite hacker" like a progress bar made of console.log statements. Next time you need to break into the Pentagon, just remember - all you need is a for-loop and some green text. The FBI's cybersecurity budget is clearly being well spent.

Content THE PROCESS CANNOT ACCESS THE FILE 'BINDERUGUBRARY.DIE BECAUSE IT IS BEING USED BY ANOTHER PROCESS. BUT IT'S YOU WHO'S USING THIS FILEI range THE PROCESS CANNOT ACCESS THE FILE BINDEBUGLIBRARY.DLL BECAUSE IT IS BEING USED BY ANOTHER PROCESS. THE ANOTHER PROCESS IS YOU. YOU DUMB IDIOT JUST FUCKING UNLOCK IT! COULD NOT COPY LIBRARY.DLL TO BIN DEBUGLIBRARY.DLE. EXCEEDED RETRY COUNT OF 10

Content Its ok to use light theme Its ok to hate caffeine Its ok to sleep all night Its ok to like meetings Its ok to have a life Its ok to like interruptions Its ok to like bossy people Its ok not to have stickers on your laptop Because you are not a programmer

Content How it feels to program for Legacy hardware no one uses anymore all while making no money off it

Content Lunduke's Quest It's pronounced "JitHub". 2024 Bryan Lunduke Lunduke.com kusho.ai Every day. We stray further from jod

When your code says "Error on line 265" but line 265 is just a single curly brace. The absolute betrayal! That innocent little "}" sitting there, taking the blame for someone else's crimes. Meanwhile, the REAL culprit is probably a missing semicolon from 200 lines ago that's been silently plotting your downfall since coffee break. JavaScript's idea of a practical joke is to make debugging feel like trying to find a ninja in a dark room.