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Content when your coworkers ask if you know who has been writing bad code all this time - Well, of course I know him. He's me.

Content Programmers Anything stupid happening I bet made with mematic Microsoft did this.

Content surentslesting about pointers for the first time Look, Five been around the world, okay? Whatever it is, I'll understand. writing alil is the same as writing ital inglipcoThere's nothing about this I understand

Developer: "This task will take 3 months to complete." Project manager: "Best I can do is 8 story points." The classic time-estimation standoff where developers give realistic timelines and management responds with arbitrary story point allocations that somehow translate to "finish it by Friday." Agile was supposed to save us, not destroy us.

The duality of VS Code existence in one perfect meme! The top text is normal, representing the clean, organized interface we show in screenshots. But flip your monitor upside down and you'll see the hidden truth—our actual code is a chaotic disaster that would make a compiler cry. The upside-down text perfectly captures that moment when your beautiful architecture dissolves into spaghetti code after three Red Bulls at 2 AM. It's like having your IDE in split-screen mode: presentation layer vs. reality layer.

Content Filipe Fortes fortes Follow Debugging is like being the detective in a crime movie where you are also the murderer. 6:57 PM - 9 Nov 2013 V 9,489 Retweets 6,320 Likes 280 17 9.5K 6.3K