They Are Starting From Zero

Content My program after I rage smash compile for the 143th time without any changes: For no particular reason, I decided to run

Oh honey, they said "coding is like a piano, you just need to learn how to use it" and CONVENIENTLY forgot to mention the part where the piano is ON FIRE, the sheet music is written in hieroglyphics, and someone keeps changing the laws of physics every time you press a key! 🔥 Sure, learning to code is "just like" learning an instrument—if that instrument occasionally EXPLODES when you hit the wrong note and the only instruction manual was written by someone who clearly hates you personally!

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Content Dan grapplingdev 18h The most bizarre coding interview I've ever done was at Facebook when as usual I asked a candidate to write in any language of their choice... And they nonchalantly said "I'll write it in Redstone", to which I almost let loose a chuckle until...

A utopian future where we'd actually have flying cars and advanced technology if only we weren't held back by clunky document formats! Markdown (MD) is like that cool friend who keeps things simple yet powerful, while DOCX and PDF are the corporate overlords who insist on making everything unnecessarily complicated. Just imagine a world where you could easily edit, version control, and collaborate on documents without battling formatting demons or 50MB attachments. The dream died when some executive decided "but can it have 47 different font options though?"