They Are Starting From Zero

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When normal people talk about "free time activities," they're thinking about hiking or Netflix. Developers? We just switch programming languages. Nothing says "relaxation" quite like abandoning your half-finished Node.js project to start a new one in Rust. It's like taking a vacation, except you're still staring at a screen and questioning your life choices at 3 AM.

The perfect visual metaphor for Git workflow doesn't exi— Wait, it's Ryanair! The top image shows a plane landing (git commit) - safely storing your code changes. The middle shows a plane taking off (git push) - launching your commits to the remote repository with the confidence of a budget airline pilot. But that bottom image... git add with people climbing stairs to nowhere in the desert is absolutely savage. Just like how we frantically stage random files hoping they'll somehow work together, while stranded in dependency hell. Whoever made this clearly had to debug merge conflicts at 3am before a deadline.

Ah, the classic onion analogy. After 20 years of staring at code, I can confirm this is painfully accurate. You start with "it's just a simple bug" and six hours later you're questioning your career choices while discovering the issue was actually caused by a dependency of a dependency of a library you imported three years ago. And yes, I've definitely had that moment of silent despair during a Zoom call when layer #17 of the debugging onion made me die inside. The only difference between debugging and onions? At least with onions, you eventually reach the center.

Content Katerina Borodina kathyra protip: alias sudo to "please" for a much more wholesome unix experience Tweet bersetzen skarbandSOLSTICE: alias please-"sudo skarbandSOLSTICE: please m README.md codemopolitan skarbandSOLSTICE: please find codemopolitan -iname ME.md codemopolitanREADMEmd skarbandSOLSTICE: please shutdown 09:16 12.08.19 Twitter Web App

Content foone 2d ago just found out about cargo-mommy, an add-on for the programming language rust. cargo mommy checkChecking bappy-script v0.1.3 error: expected one of ! or ::, found passes srcmain.rs: 20:6 20 mods passes; A expected one of ! or :: error: could not compile bappy-script (bin "bappy- script") due to previous error mommy knows her little girl can do better- because programming isn't hard enough, some of you fuckers had to go and make it HORNY. Like, I'm having enough trouble managing to understand this program I'm trying to modify, and now my compiler is all if you don't learn how to code better, mommy is going to put you in time-out- V That's a real error message you can get! from your compiler! BECAUSE YOUR COMPILER IS HORNY NOW. That's not even the highest level. That's the "thirsty" mood which you have to manually enable, but you can also set it to "yikes" for explicit BDSM shit. 'slides her finger in your mouth that's a good little toy- AND THAT'S NOT ALL It integrates with cargo-vibe which means it can have buttplug.io support. You could wear a remote vibrator and have your fucking dom- compiler give you some sexual pleasure every time your code compilestests properly. But don't worry: It's fully customizable. You can make mommy into daddy, tell it what pronouns to use for mommydaddy, you can tell it what to call you (don't like girl? or boy? try pet or toyl), you can even tell it what part of mommy you crave. By default it's "milk" but you can of course change it, and it'll give you messages involving your updated option. You can even change what pet names mommy has for you! because the default is "sluttoypetpervertwhore" (as in, it randomly picks one of those each time) but you could use alternatives. cow, puppy, princess, whatever. I seriously love and hate that this exists in equal measure. I am someone who has programmed literal porn games but has still managed to keep the "sex" and "programming" parts of their brain fairly separate, but today that barrier has come crashing down and now I need to just go stare at the sea for a couple hours. foone ) 2d ago of course installed it immediately