Sudo: The Ultimate Permission Slip

Content Select feed view: Most relevant first Kyle Simpson (HeHim) Following Fighting for the people behind the pixels 1d Edited ( My job search so far: filtered out a few dozen unsuitable opportunities (location, pay level, job duties, etc 2 companies haven't responded at all after application, for over a week 1 company said the role had already been filled 1 company declined to interview me at all 1 company had me go through an outsourced technical screen (coding basic JS) then said that I didn't do well enough on that for them to move forward. Apparently I still "don't know JS". So yeah, guess you could say things are going great. X 6 1,930 210 comments 89 reposts Like E Comment Cj Repost Send

Content Open your eyes Permission Denied sudo open your eyes brain is not in the sudoers file. This incident will be reported

Content ali is definitely not a fed but a... endingwithali Follow TECHNICALLY rm-fr will remove the French language from your computer

Content abhishekshukla.dev Applied to everything for programmers 20h ... NORMAL PEOPLE: clicks on the Youtube link they like PROGRAMMERS: "If i click on this, Youtube recommendation algorithm will think i like this type of content. I will copy link and open it in incognito"

When your relationship status is "it's complicated" but your dependency management is not. Sure, girlfriends aren't free (those dinner dates add up), they're hard to get (unlike that simple apt-get command), and might occasionally trigger the jealousy runtime exception. Meanwhile, Node.js just sits there with its 2,950 contributors ready to help you through your darkest coding hours. Though that ReferenceError at the bottom is the perfect punchline - both will make you cry, just for entirely different reasons. One because of emotional pain, the other because you spent 4 hours debugging only to find you forgot to declare a variable.

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