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Remember when Python had dreams of mobile dominance? Yeah, neither does anyone else. The meme perfectly captures how Apple and Google teamed up like anime villains to strangle Python's mobile aspirations. Python could've been a contender in the mobile space (Nokia's PyS60 was actually a thing), but the ecosystem gatekeepers decided that a language where indentation matters and everything runs like it's wading through molasses wasn't ideal for battery-powered pocket computers. Shocking. Now Python devs just sit in dark rooms training neural networks while Swift and Kotlin developers actually ship apps people use. The circle of life in tech.

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The eternal Mac vs PC debate has claimed another victim. When told he "needs a Mac to code properly," this absolute legend took the most malicious compliance approach possible - using an actual MacBook as a mousepad while gaming on his Windows laptop. The irony is just *chef's kiss*. Ten bucks says he's writing some killer code in Visual Studio while his senior dev is still trying to figure out why Homebrew is broken again after the latest OS update.

The duality of developers in their natural habitat. She's flaunting her $10,000 Apple Watch or Rolex to check the time like some kind of productivity royalty, while he's secretly a 90s kid who learned to code on that blue plastic children's computer that could barely run "Math Blaster." The irony? Both devices tell time with roughly the same accuracy, but one of them came with a steering wheel and taught an entire generation that computers are supposed to be bright blue with yellow flames on the side. No wonder our CSS looks like this.

Content Have you ever heard of Qualcomm, innovator and creator of cell phone technology? Oh yeah. Qualcomm has been inventing and licensing their ideas to tech companies for years. 10 bucks?!? That's obscene! How can poor poor Apple, the world's largest tech company, expect to survive Qualcomm's blatant monopolistic practices? As an Apple app developer, that's the kind of question that keeps me up at night. 2017 Jeff Lovers Did you know Apple is suing Qualcomm for having monopolistic tendencies and gouging prices? You bet! Their patents cost Apple around 10 per iPhone. Now if you'll excuse me, I have to pay Apple my annual 99 app developer fee, plus 30 of all app sales, and shop for a new Macintosh computer, the only hardware I'm allowed to use when submitting to ilunes, as mandated by the Apple Developer Agreement. Don' Hit Save - donthitsave.com