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Content 9h Replying to CalebJHull It's so slow. I dont' think it's a native app. Probably using electronjs shelley codebytere 9h uhh considering that it's a mobile app, that'd be a no haha 29 1 ili gh Replying to codebytere and CalebJHull You can bypass Apple's Electron app ban using one of over a dozen wrappers shelley codebytere 9h 1) Electron literally does not work on mobile. It is desktop only. 2) There is no Electron app ban. See: : shelley codebytere Jun 15 Replying to chewingcode and dhh also Electron should be fine now - the issue with rejections there was that Chromium sometimes uses private macOS APIs (which Apple does not allow) and so we need to patch out new ones when they crop up :) 9 1 M 36 9h Replying to codebytere and CalebJHull 1) It literally does. 2) Way to refer to yourself. 9 2 17 shelley codebytere 9h by all means continue to tell me how Electron works Ima 17 1 98 9h Replying to codebytere and CalebJHull No thanks. I can tell you think you're a know it all. 17 2 shelley codebvtere Replying to Caleb JHull you didn't look at my bio, did you 9:39 AM Jun 24, 2020 Twitter Web App

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Content Apple has officially patented the while loop Apple wins patent for automatic retrying of a failed facial recognition authentication process Tech News natentsandterh.com (?.

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Ah, the ultimate QA strategy – just don't ship code. The Apple logo strategically placed over the face represents that corporate mindset where maintaining the illusion of perfection is more important than actually fixing problems. It's the software development equivalent of sticking your fingers in your ears and humming loudly when users report bugs. "It's not a defect, it's a feature we haven't announced yet."