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Remember when apps just did one thing and did it well? The 2010 iBeer app literally just showed a virtual beer that "poured" when you tilted your phone. That's it. No subscription model, no data harvesting, no "please rate us" popups. Fast forward to today where we've engineered ourselves into dependency hell with 17 microservices, three JavaScript frameworks, and a CI/CD pipeline that breaks if Mercury is in retrograde. The irony is palpable. We've become so "advanced" that we've forgotten how to create something straightforward that just works. Modern developers looking at this app are like archaeologists discovering fire – "What sorcery is this? And where's the Kubernetes cluster?"

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Frontend devs looking at Apple's fancy new "Liquid Glass" design: *puts on glasses* Yep, just a 2px blur filter. The magic of tech marketing vs. the brutal reality of CSS inspection. Apple announces revolutionary design innovation, and somewhere a web developer is thinking "I could've done that with one line of code during my lunch break." The emperor's new clothes are just backdrop-filter: blur(2px); all along!

Content 9h Replying to CalebJHull It's so slow. I dont' think it's a native app. Probably using electronjs shelley codebytere 9h uhh considering that it's a mobile app, that'd be a no haha 29 1 ili gh Replying to codebytere and CalebJHull You can bypass Apple's Electron app ban using one of over a dozen wrappers shelley codebytere 9h 1) Electron literally does not work on mobile. It is desktop only. 2) There is no Electron app ban. See: : shelley codebytere Jun 15 Replying to chewingcode and dhh also Electron should be fine now - the issue with rejections there was that Chromium sometimes uses private macOS APIs (which Apple does not allow) and so we need to patch out new ones when they crop up :) 9 1 M 36 9h Replying to codebytere and CalebJHull 1) It literally does. 2) Way to refer to yourself. 9 2 17 shelley codebytere 9h by all means continue to tell me how Electron works Ima 17 1 98 9h Replying to codebytere and CalebJHull No thanks. I can tell you think you're a know it all. 17 2 shelley codebvtere Replying to Caleb JHull you didn't look at my bio, did you 9:39 AM Jun 24, 2020 Twitter Web App