Wife Divorced Me For My Apple Vision

Tech gadgets Apple vision pro Buyer's remorse Expensive tech Early adopters Tech regrets Spatial computing Vr headset Tech justification

Apple Hardware MacOS

6 months ago 141,865 views 0 shares

Wife Divorced Me For My Apple Vision

apple-memes, tech-gadgets-memes, apple-vision-pro-memes, buyer's-remorse-memes, expensive-tech-memes | ProgrammerHumor.io

Ah, the classic tech enthusiast's dilemma. Dropping four grand on Apple's spatial computing headset and now you're just a sad guy in goggles trying to convince yourself (and your ex-wife) that virtual spreadsheets in your living room were worth the price of a decent used car. The divorce papers probably just read "Creative differences - specifically his belief that 'it's an investment in the future.'" The rest of us are just waiting for version 3 when it actually becomes useful and costs half as much.

More Like This

You Dont Even Have To Try

Apple Backend

1 year ago 26.8K views 0 shares

youDontEvenHaveToTry | code-memes, google-memes, try-memes, lines of code-memes, apple-memes, api-memes | ProgrammerHumor.io

Content People: complaining about tiktok spying on them. Apple and Google who made all that information available in their app api with a few lines of code

When your legal team won't let you use the Apple logo...

Apple Microsoft Windows Programming Linux

4 years ago 92.2K views 0 shares

Content lelting butter. That's great, Rach. You now have the cooking skills of a moo point. It's like a cow's opinion; it doesn't matter. It's moo. Ur Linux Mac Windows

Typical appeal product

Apple Programming

3 years ago 45.1K views 0 shares

Typical appeal product | google-memes, apple-memes, product-memes | ProgrammerHumor.io

Content TYPICAL APPLE PRODUCT... A GOOGLE PRODUCT... FIND YOUR COMPANY'S APP... FIRST NAME: TYPE CD:L LAST NAME: ITQP STAT.OD SSN: FTPT: VER:L ID: CAT CD: PHONE 1: CITY: PHONE STATE: ADDR 1: ACCT : ZIP: JORD : 0 00? OKAY APPLY SAVE UNDO SELECT BROWSE HELp ERRORS DELETE CN3 AA-q NEW DEL

Software Terminology: It's All Just Apps Now

Apple Webdev Programming Frontend

6 months ago 136.9K views 0 shares

Software Terminology: It's All Just Apps Now

Oh. My. GOD. Remember when we actually had DIFFERENT WORDS for things?! The absolute HORROR of today's tech world where literally EVERYTHING is just an "app" now! 🙄 We've gone from a rich vocabulary of technical terms like "operating system," "daemon," and "compiler" to just... "app." THAT'S IT. That's all we get! The entire computing universe has been reduced to a single three-letter word while some turtleneck-wearing executive laughs maniacally at how they've destroyed our linguistic diversity! Next thing you know, we'll just grunt and point at screens. Why use many word when few word do trick?

Sad windows 10 user

Apple Microsoft Windows Linux

1 year ago 85.8K views 0 shares

Sad windows 10 user | linux-memes, ux-memes, apple-memes, windows-memes, mac-memes | ProgrammerHumor.io

Content Windows user Apple is shit Linux user Windows is shit Mac user n0000000000 Windows user We know

All My People Say Nah To Apple

Apple Webdev Programming Debugging Frontend

6 days ago 143.5K views 0 shares

All My People Say Nah To Apple

Chrome and Firefox are out here being bros, actually supporting your responsive design like decent browsers should. They're holding your hand, telling you "I got you, brother!" when you're testing those media queries at 3 AM. Then Safari shows up with a 2x4 ready to ruin your day. That one CSS property that worked perfectly everywhere else? Safari decided it's optional. Your flexbox layout? "Oh no you don't!" Safari has its own interpretation of web standards, and it's usually wrong. Safari is basically the new IE6 at this point. You spend 2 hours building something beautiful, then 6 hours fixing it for Safari. WebKit quirks are the gift that keeps on giving, and by giving I mean taking years off your life.