Wife Divorced Me For My Apple Vision

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Wife Divorced Me For My Apple Vision

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Ah, the classic tech enthusiast's dilemma. Dropping four grand on Apple's spatial computing headset and now you're just a sad guy in goggles trying to convince yourself (and your ex-wife) that virtual spreadsheets in your living room were worth the price of a decent used car. The divorce papers probably just read "Creative differences - specifically his belief that 'it's an investment in the future.'" The rest of us are just waiting for version 3 when it actually becomes useful and costs half as much.

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