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Content Have you ever heard of Qualcomm, innovator and creator of cell phone technology? Oh yeah. Qualcomm has been inventing and licensing their ideas to tech companies for years. 10 bucks?!? That's obscene! How can poor poor Apple, the world's largest tech company, expect to survive Qualcomm's blatant monopolistic practices? As an Apple app developer, that's the kind of question that keeps me up at night. 2017 Jeff Lovers Did you know Apple is suing Qualcomm for having monopolistic tendencies and gouging prices? You bet! Their patents cost Apple around 10 per iPhone. Now if you'll excuse me, I have to pay Apple my annual 99 app developer fee, plus 30 of all app sales, and shop for a new Macintosh computer, the only hardware I'm allowed to use when submitting to ilunes, as mandated by the Apple Developer Agreement. Don' Hit Save - donthitsave.com

It's the RPG character selection screen nobody asked for but everyone secretly relates to! Choose your programmer archetype: Top left: The Corporate Legacy Warrior - Internet Explorer, Windows Server 2003, and .NET. You've got job security until those legacy systems finally die (which might be never). Top right: The Privacy Paladin - C programming, GNU/Linux, ThinkPads, and Tor. You probably have a Richard Stallman shrine and whisper "proprietary software is theft" in your sleep. Bottom left: The Hipster Bard - HTML5, JS, Apple, Electron, and of course, the mandatory Starbucks coffee. Your apps are bloated but your Instagram is fire. Bottom right: The Hardcore Wizard - Arch Linux, Monster Energy, mechanical keyboards, and 300 commits per day. You've been coding since 12 and think sleep is optional. The real question isn't which class you are, but which one you'll admit to being in public.

Content class Fruit: def init(self, data 'color': 'unknown') : self. data data def setcolor (self, color: str): self. data "color" color def printdata(self): print (f"I'm self.data.get('color')).") orange Fruit () orange.setcolor ("orange") orange.printdata () Python: I'm orange, apple Fruit () apple.printdata () l'm orange Python: THIS IS FiNE.

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Linux is finally getting some love from gamers thanks to Valve and the Steam Deck. Mac just dropped a budget-friendly laptop that doesn't require a second mortgage and can actually be repaired without selling a kidney. Both are threatening Windows' dominance. Microsoft's response? Double down on AI bloat. Instead of fixing the OS, improving performance, or making it less of a privacy nightmare, they're cramming Copilot into every corner of Windows like it's the solution to problems nobody asked about. "You know what users want? More AI suggestions while they're trying to work!" It's the corporate equivalent of "I'm gonna shoot myself in the foot EVEN HARDER" – because why innovate when you can just add more features that consume RAM and send telemetry data? Classic Microsoft energy right there.