The Cross-Platform Trifecta Of Pain

Oh sure, Apple devs, tell me again how it's just a "small memory leak in edge cases." Meanwhile, Calculator is out here PAUSED and still consuming 90.17 GB of RAM like it's trying to calculate the exact number of ways I've been betrayed by my IDE. IntelliJ IDEA is also paused and casually munching on 4.86 GB because apparently even when it's sleeping, it dreams in memory consumption. Docker Desktop? A modest 2.67 GB. PyCharm? Another 2 GB. Clock app using 82 MB just to... tell time? The real tragedy here is that your entire system is having a full-blown existential crisis, throwing up a "Force Quit Applications" dialog like a white flag of surrender. When opening your browser history tab counts as an "edge case" that brings your Mac to its knees, maybe—JUST MAYBE—it's not so small after all. But sure, keep gaslighting us about those "edge cases" while our machines literally run out of memory just existing.

The great OS debate, visualized as an IQ bell curve. On the left side, we've got the "I need Linux for programming" crowd—the beginners who think installing Ubuntu makes them elite hackers. In the middle, at the peak of intelligence, are the pragmatists who just want an OS that helps them ship code without fighting their tools. Then on the right, we loop back to "I need Linux for programming" again—but this time it's the bearded terminal wizards who've customized their Arch install to the point where only they can use it. After 15 years in this industry, I've learned the hard truth: the best OS is whichever one lets you focus on solving actual problems instead of configuring your damn package manager. But we'll all keep having this fight until the heat death of the universe anyway.

The eternal tech caste system in one image. On the left, your product manager flexing with a $4000 MacBook Pro they use exclusively for Outlook and Slack. On the right, the developer who actually builds your entire product, running a battle-scarred ThinkPad they rescued from an e-waste bin and upgraded with Linux. The ThinkPad is held together with electrical tape and spite, but somehow compiles code faster than the PM's machine. The real irony? The developer could afford the MacBook but actively chose not to buy it.

Your company-issued laptop is basically a fortune-telling device for your career trajectory. Dell? Corporate drone with a ticking clock. MacBook? Startup darling living paycheck-to-funding-round. But if they hand you a ThinkPad, congratulations on your involuntary lifetime appointment! That red TrackPoint nub might as well be a ball and chain. The laptop doesn't just run your code—it's running the simulation of your entire professional future.

Content You've seen Arch elitists, now get ready for Windows elitists Literally anything in POSIX is absolute garbage. While it's not clear what problem you are trying to solve, you can rest assured, that Windows offers something that's way better than what you have asked for. But then, you'd have to explain the problem (not your solution). 2 days ago Are you trying to solve a particular issue with the remote procedure call infrastructure that's already provided by the system? 2 days ago That's Windows specific, I'm trying for something portable. - itzjackyscode yesterday Just so that I understand: You (potentially) have a solution that's (potentially) optimal, but now you wish to depart from that solution, and implement one that's shitty, because it has to be implementable on shitty systems that run on shitty kernels. Is that approximately correct? yesterday My project is cross-platform because it's meant to work with a cross-platform emulator. Making it Windows-only would exclude a significant number of MacOS and Linux users. - itzjackyscode yesterday

Linux and macOS users sitting pretty with their encryption keys while Windows folks are out here basically handing their data to Microsoft on a silver platter. The smugness is palpable and honestly? Justified. Nothing says "I value my privacy" quite like choosing an OS that doesn't treat encryption like a suggestion. Meanwhile Windows users are playing 4D chess trying to figure out which telemetry settings actually do something and which ones are just theater. The founding fathers would've run Arch, btw.