Who Is Controlling Me

terminal sudo unix command line System administration Permissions Root Family guy User privileges

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Who Is Controlling Me

linux-memes, sudo-memes, permissions-memes, root-memes, system-administration-memes | ProgrammerHumor.io

The eternal struggle of being a "user" on your own machine. Linux makes you type sudo to run commands with admin privileges, even though you bought the hardware, installed the OS, and named the damn thing after your childhood pet. Meanwhile, the OS sits there like an overprotective military dictator, monitoring your every move and vaporizing you if you dare ask why you need permission to modify your own system files. The machine doesn't belong to you—you belong to the machine. Just accept it and type your password like a good little user.

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