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Thank You Lenovo

5 hours ago 95.7K views 0 shares

Nothing brings people together quite like mutual suffering, and boy does Windows 11 23H2 deliver on that front! Your fancy Microsoft desktop with its shiny new update? Struggling. Your trusty Lenovo laptop running the same cursed version? Also struggling. But at least they're struggling TOGETHER. It's basically a support group where everyone's crying about the same bugs, performance issues, and mysterious crashes. Who needs compatibility when you can have solidarity? Lenovo really said "we're all going down with this ship" and honestly? Respect. The real MVPs are the laptop manufacturers who ensure that when Microsoft drops a problematic update, NOBODY escapes unscathed. Democracy at its finest! 💀

Microslop

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15 hours ago 113.5K views 0 shares

So Microsoft's CEO admits 30% of their code is AI-generated, then immediately asks people to stop calling AI "slop." Yeah, good luck with that one, buddy. The timing here is *chef's kiss*. When nearly a third of your codebase is churned out by an algorithm that hallucinates Stack Overflow answers, maybe "slop" is being generous. The real kicker? Nadella thinks AI will "transform society" but gets defensive about what we call it. Sir, if it writes code like my junior dev after three energy drinks, I'm calling it whatever I want. The machine that turns code into slop indeed. At least now we know why Windows updates keep breaking everything.

I Miss My Computer

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1 day ago 157.3K views 0 shares

Microsoft really said "we know what's best for you" and turned our beloved "My Computer" into the soulless corporate speak "This PC." Back in 2009, your computer felt like yours —a personal machine you had control over. Fast forward to 2026, and it's just another device in the cloud ecosystem that phones home more often than E.T. The rename wasn't just cosmetic—it symbolized the shift from owning your machine to merely using a terminal that Microsoft graciously lets you access. Your files? OneDrive. Your settings? Synced to the cloud. Your privacy? What privacy? The "This PC" era came with telemetry, forced updates, and the constant reminder that you're not the admin anymore, you're just a guest with elevated privileges. Yeah, we see what you did there, Microsoft. We see it, and we're still salty about it.

What Was The Actual Dumbest Thing You Did To Your PC

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2 days ago 203.4K views 0 shares

What Was The Actual Dumbest Thing You Did To Your PC

So you tried to create a new account and used the same password as your existing account? Congratulations, you just discovered the most efficient way to lock yourself out of your own PC. The Mona Lisa reaction perfectly captures that moment when your brain realizes it outsmarted itself. Nothing says "professional IT person" quite like being defeated by your own password reuse strategy. The best part? You probably have this password written down somewhere, but good luck finding it now.

Closing Programs

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2 days ago 188.1K views 0 shares

Windows politely asks programs to close, waits for them to save their work, and gently guides them to termination. Meanwhile, Linux just straight up executes them with kill -9 and doesn't lose a second of sleep over it. The Firefox icon getting yeeted into oblivion while the Linux penguin stands there armed and dangerous is chef's kiss. No "Do you want to save changes?" dialog boxes here—just pure, unapologetic process termination. Windows is the helicopter parent of operating systems, Linux is the drill sergeant who doesn't negotiate with frozen processes.

What Is Your Worst Experience Ever With Windows 11?

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2 days ago 143.1K views 0 shares

What Is Your Worst Experience Ever With Windows 11?

Someone actually believed Microsoft would prioritize user experience over quarterly earnings. That's adorable. The monkey puppet side-eye captures that exact moment when you realize Windows 11 is just Windows 10 with a centered taskbar and mandatory TPM requirements, but hey, at least the rounded corners look nice while you're searching for the control panel they moved for the 47th time. Spoiler alert: they didn't improve anything, they just made it harder to disable Bing integration.

Hail Microslop

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2 days ago 145.9K views 0 shares

So Microsoft's CEO just casually dropped the bombshell that 30% of their code is AI-generated, and the internet immediately turned them into "Microslop" - a machine that transforms code into... well, whatever mess AI decides to cook up that day. The absolute AUDACITY of then asking us to stop calling AI "slop" while simultaneously admitting nearly a third of their codebase is written by robots. That's like a chef serving you mystery meat and then getting offended when you don't call it "artisanal protein experience." The best part? Nadella thinks AI transforming society will be a "messy process" - buddy, if 30% of Windows is already AI-written, we're LIVING in the messy process. Every blue screen, every random bug, every "Windows is updating" at the worst possible moment... it all makes sense now.

Windows 7

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2 days ago 131.5K views 0 shares

Someone just casually dropped the most cursed Windows activation tip in existence. Imagine telling people they can activate Windows 7 using a product key that was literally stored on Jeffrey Epstein's computer files. The internet really said "let's combine software piracy with one of the darkest scandals in recent history" and somehow got 658K views. The fact that this key is just... out there, documented, and apparently works is the kind of digital artifact that makes you question everything. It's like finding a working cheat code in the worst possible place. Microsoft's activation servers have no idea they're processing requests with this level of baggage attached. Also, running this in a VM with QEMU/KVM because even the person posting this knows better than to test sketchy product keys on bare metal. Smart move, questionable everything else.

Those Who Get It…

Linux Bash Windows Programming

2 days ago 131.5K views 0 shares

Linux users see a folder icon with ~/* and think "home directory with all files" – simple, elegant, powerful. Windows users see the same thing and their brain goes full 1984 dystopian mode. The tilde (~) is Linux's shorthand for your home directory, and the asterisk wildcard means "everything." So ~/* literally translates to "all files in my home directory." For Linux folks, it's just another Tuesday. For Windows users who've never touched a terminal or dealt with Unix-style paths, it might as well be hieroglyphics carved by ancient sysadmins. The facial expressions capture it perfectly: Linux guy is casually nodding like "yeah, I know exactly what's in there," while Windows guy looks like he's contemplating the existential dread of learning bash syntax.

New Ms Logo

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2 days ago 126.9K views 0 shares

Someone took Microsoft's iconic four-square logo and replaced it with the emotional journey of using their products. Top left: nuclear explosion (error). Top right: crying face (frustration). Bottom left: sad face (depression). Bottom right: somehow still smiling (Stockholm syndrome). Then they renamed it "Microslop" because subtlety is overrated. The logo perfectly captures the developer experience: start with catastrophic errors, cry about it, accept your fate with sadness, and eventually develop an inexplicable attachment to the pain. It's like a visual representation of every Windows update, Azure outage, and "Works on my machine" moment rolled into one beautiful disaster.

Ship Code Not Excuses He Says

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2 days ago 144.6K views 0 shares

Someone left Microsoft because they wouldn't give them a MacBook, then proceeds to write a five-paragraph essay justifying their decision with the classic "Mac makes me more productive" argument. They talk about swapping terminals like a ninja, running Docker natively, and how their laptop sounds like a jet engine (spoiler: that's not the flex they think it is). Then they complain about Microsoft's 20-step auth and locked-down internal tools—valid gripes, honestly. But here's the kicker: after all this rambling about productivity and tooling preferences, they end with "Ship code, not excuses." Brother just shipped a whole manifesto instead of code. The irony is so thick you could deploy it to production. If you need a specific OS to be productive, you're not as productive as you think. Real devs ship code on a potato if they have to.

Anything I Should Add? This Will Be My New Wallpaper

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3 days ago 169.4K views 0 shares

Anything I Should Add? This Will Be My New Wallpaper

The Windows logo is having a full-on existential crisis while puking out what appears to be... itself? Meanwhile, the bottom half is stuck on a BSOD (Blue Screen of Death) because of course it is. The company name "Microslop" with the tagline " powered vibe-coded by copilot" is just *chef's kiss*. This is basically a visual representation of Microsoft's current identity crisis: trying to slap AI into everything while their OS still crashes like it's 1995. The "vibe-coded" part is particularly savage—because apparently Copilot doesn't actually code anymore, it just vibes and hopes for the best. Which, honestly, tracks with the quality of AI-generated code suggestions we've all been getting. The self-cannibalistic imagery is spot-on too. Microsoft eating itself while trying to reinvent itself with AI, all while Windows users are just trying to get through a Tuesday without an unexpected restart.

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