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Windows is having an absolute MELTDOWN at the mere suggestion of uninstalling Edge, shrieking like it's the end of civilization as we know it! Meanwhile, Linux is just sitting there with its penguin smugness like "Bootloader? Pfft, delete whatever you want, I'm not your mom." The sheer AUDACITY of the difference! Windows treating you like a toddler with scissors while Linux basically hands you a chainsaw and says "have fun, sweetie!" 💀

OH. MY. GOD. The eternal tech dilemma captured in one glorious triangle! 🔺 Windows: "Nothing works well" - like you're constantly in an abusive relationship with your computer that occasionally decides to update at THE MOST CRITICAL MOMENT OF YOUR LIFE. Mac OS: "Nothing works how you want it" - sure, it's pretty and shiny, but try to customize ANYTHING and suddenly you're fighting against Apple's "we know better than you" philosophy. The digital equivalent of a controlling partner who picks your outfits. Linux: "Nothing works" - the chaotic neutral of operating systems. You'll spend 6 hours configuring your terminal colors but somehow can't get your printer to acknowledge your existence. It's like dating a genius who can explain quantum physics but can't remember to buy toilet paper. Choose your fighter, people! No matter what, you're doomed to tech heartbreak! 💔

The holy trinity of OS frustration perfectly captured in a color triangle! Windows: "Nothing works well" because your printer driver is from 2007 and your registry is a haunted mansion. macOS: "Nothing works how you want it" because Apple decided you shouldn't have that feature, and who needs right-clicks anyway? Linux: Just "Nothing works" because you've spent 6 hours configuring your wireless card only to break your display drivers in the process. The beautiful irony is that no matter which OS you choose, you're just picking your preferred flavor of disappointment. It's like dating three different people who all ghost you in unique ways.