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Had To Post It

Had To Post It
Content IT NEWS Firefox has discovered a security breach in Windows

The Real World Experience Of Trying To Persuade Windows Users To Switch To Linux.

The Real World Experience Of Trying To Persuade Windows Users To Switch To Linux.
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Ac Ls, Man

Ac Ls, Man
Content "Hey file server, I'm in total control of this file, right?" "Total control." "I can create it, write to it, delete it, anything I want?" "Anything you want." "Cool! Ok I want to give read permission to Bob." "No." WINDOWS!

Upgrade Whether You Like It Or Not

Upgrade Whether You Like It Or Not
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200 Days Left To Withdraw Support From Windows 10

200 Days Left To Withdraw Support From Windows 10
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Unknown Publisher? No Problem, We Got Trust

Unknown Publisher? No Problem, We Got Trust
Content Windows protected your PC Windows Defender SmartScreen prevented an unrecognized app from starting. Running this app might put your PC at risk. More info Don't rui Ru JImnyway Don't run Running that might be risky. You won't run it, right? RIGHT?

What’S My Password

What’S My Password
Content Not connected Offline e Windows Uod Offline Cloud storage We couldn't check for updates. Connect to the internet and try again. Bluetooth devices Manage, add, and remove devices Bluetooth Bluetooth's turned off Off View all devices Add device

Average Linux User's House (No Windows Installed)

Average Linux User's House (No Windows Installed)
BEHOLD! The architectural manifestation of a Linux user's UNDYING COMMITMENT to their operating system! A house so militantly anti-Microsoft it literally has ZERO windows! Just solid walls of impenetrable concrete because WHY would you need natural light when your terminal has that gorgeous green-on-black glow?! The owner probably enters through some obscure SSH tunnel that requires 17 different authentication methods and a blood sacrifice. Neighbors complain about hearing manic keyboard clacking at 3 AM followed by screams of "I COMPILED MY OWN SUNLIGHT, THANK YOU VERY MUCH!"

The Perfect Timing Of Windows Updates

The Perfect Timing Of Windows Updates
You're rushing out the door, late for a meeting. "Shut down PC," you command. Then suddenly—the dreaded Windows update appears like Tom with his paw in the door. "Not today, human. I've been waiting 37 days for this moment." Your 10-second shutdown just became a 20-minute hostage situation. The green arrow of progress mocks your schedule as it crawls to 3%. Meanwhile, your boss is texting: "Meeting started, where are you?" Truly the digital equivalent of having your car keys hidden by a sadistic cartoon cat.

AI Writes 30% Of The Code, 100% Of The Bugs

AI Writes 30% Of The Code, 100% Of The Bugs
That didn't take long. Microsoft brags about AI writing 30% of their code while simultaneously announcing a classic Windows bug that would make even Windows Vista blush. Nothing says "cutting edge technology" like Task Manager refusing to close and spawning duplicates until your RAM begs for mercy. The future is here folks—it's just as buggy as the past, but now we can blame the robots. Guess that GitHub Copilot subscription is really paying off.

99% Of Windows Usability Issues Would Be Fixed If Windows Had The Guts To Add This Button

99% Of Windows Usability Issues Would Be Fixed If Windows Had The Guts To Add This Button
The eternal Windows USB ejection saga continues! That dialog box where Windows claims your device is "in use" but refuses to tell you what is using it is the digital equivalent of saying "there's a problem" without offering any solutions. The suggested button would skip the detective work of hunting down phantom file handles and just command whatever process to release its death grip on your USB drive. It's the command-line equivalent of sudo but for impatient Windows users who just want their flash drive back without rebooting their entire system.

Microsoft Right Now With Online Accounts Enforcement

Microsoft Right Now With Online Accounts Enforcement
The infamous "No Russian" mission from Call of Duty just got a Windows update! Microsoft's character with that iconic blue logo head is enforcing their "online accounts or else" policy with military precision. Gone are the days when you could just create a simple local account during Windows setup—now you need tactical espionage skills to bypass the Microsoft account checkpoint. It's like they're holding your PC hostage: "Sign in with a Microsoft account or nobody gets to use this computer." Users desperately trying to find that tiny, hidden "offline account" option feels exactly like navigating a high-stakes shooter mission.