Wash Your Code Clean With Linux

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6 months ago 242,811 views 0 shares

Wash Your Code Clean With Linux

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Finally, Linux for people who've been trying to remove stains from their code! Just toss your kernel in with some dependencies, set to 40°, and watch those memory leaks disappear! Supports both white space and colorful syntax highlighting. The 75 washing cycles is still fewer than the number of terminal commands you'll need to remember to configure your wifi drivers.

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