UwUntu: When Linux Gets Kawaii

Content ME GOING TO VACATION NOTHING IS WORKING ON RELEASE

Content Me: clicks "compile" My 2000 laptop:

When someone asks my age, I don't give them a number—I just show them PS/2 ports. If they recognize these ancient keyboard and mouse connectors without Googling, we're from the same tech paleolithic era. These circular relics with their color-coded pins were the USB of the '90s, except they required perfect alignment and a small prayer to connect properly. Nothing says "I witnessed the dial-up apocalypse" quite like remembering to check which color goes where. Kids these days with their USB-C will never know the satisfaction of that perfect *click* when you finally got it right after three attempts.

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Content When you edited your code at home last night, but forgot to push it on github At the office git pull hehe Already up to date. not hehe

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