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Does Anyone Want Ram Installed In Them
Hardware
13 days ago 260.5K views 0 shares
Does Anyone Want Ram Installed In Them
Someone took RAM sticks, heat pipes, and what appears to be a power button to craft the most terrifying weapon known to IT: a literal memory upgrade sword. Because when Chrome tabs get out of hand, sometimes you need to take matters into your own hands. The question "Does anyone want RAM installed in them?" hits different when you're holding a blade made of DDR4. It's the ultimate solution for when someone says "just download more RAM" – no, Karen, I'll STAB you with more RAM instead. Props to whoever built this absolute unit of hardware repurposing. Your computer might be dead, but at least it died with honor as a legendary weapon. Plus, that power button on the hilt is *chef's kiss* – because every good stabbing needs a proper boot sequence.

Cursed Breakfast
Hardware Programming
18 days ago 195.3K views 2 shares
Cursed Breakfast
Someone decided to have cereal with a serial cable instead of actual food. The age-old debate of "milk first or cereal first" has evolved into something far more disturbing: do you pour the milk first, or do you connect your RS-232 serial port first? Nothing says "I work in IT" quite like accidentally grabbing the wrong cable in the morning. At least it's properly grounded. Baud rate: 9600. Nutritional value: 0. Compatibility with modern hardware: also 0. Your body doesn't support legacy protocols, but nice try.

Diy
Hardware Debugging
22 days ago 279.0K views 0 shares
DIY
Customer complains their PC shuts down after a few seconds. Tech opens the case to find what can only be described as a crime scene: the CPU cooler has been replaced with actual kitchen utensils. Someone took "Do It Yourself" way too literally and decided that a comb and some butter knives would make excellent thermal management solutions. Spoiler alert: they don't. The CPU probably hit thermal throttling faster than you can say "thermal paste." Pretty sure the PC was just trying to protect itself from this abomination by shutting down. Can't blame it, honestly.

What The Hell Is Going On
Networking Devops Hardware
1 month ago 360.4K views 3 shares
What The Hell Is Going On
Oh, just a casual Tuesday in the server room where someone decided to create a modern art installation titled "Ethernet Cable Massacre." Look at those poor RJ45 connectors just... existing in their half-crimped, wire-exposed glory, scattered around like the aftermath of a networking battlefield. Someone clearly had ONE job—crimp these cables properly—and instead chose violence. The MikroTik Cloud Router Switch sitting there all pristine and professional while surrounded by this absolute chaos of exposed twisted pairs is sending me. It's giving "I showed up to a black-tie event and everyone else came in pajamas" energy. Pro tip: This is what happens when you let the intern handle cable management after watching one YouTube tutorial at 2x speed. Those wires are more exposed than my code on GitHub, and just as embarrassing.

Pirates Of The Caribbean Always Delivers
AI
2 months ago 214.9K views 1 shares
Pirates Of The Caribbean Always Delivers
When Meta's AI team decides to generate images of two dudes crossing the sea on a boat, their model apparently took "crossing the sea" a bit too literally and created... whatever aquatic nightmare fuel this is. The whales (or are they dolphins? sea monsters?) have merged into some Lovecraftian horror that's simultaneously crossing the sea AND becoming the sea. The "AI: Say no more" part is chef's kiss because it captures that beautiful moment when generative AI confidently delivers something that's technically correct but fundamentally cursed. You asked for two dudes on a boat? Here's two marine mammals fused together in ways that violate both biology and physics. The model understood the assignment... it just understood it in a dimension humans weren't meant to perceive. Classic case of AI hallucination meets image generation—where the training data probably had plenty of boats, plenty of sea creatures, but when you combine them with oddly specific prompts, you get body horror featuring cetaceans. The Pirates of the Caribbean reference is perfect because this looks like something from Davy Jones' fever dream.

People Before Anti Virus Was Invention
Security Hardware Windows
2 months ago 211.1K views 0 shares
People Before Anti Virus Was Invention
Back in the day, people treated USB drives like biohazard material. You'd get a flash drive from a friend and immediately wrap it in a condom before plugging it in, because who knows what kind of digital STDs it picked up from their sketchy downloads folder. Honestly, not the worst security practice. Physical protection for physical media—there's a certain logic to it. At least they were thinking about protection, which is more than most users clicking "Yes" on every UAC prompt can say. The real question is whether they went with ribbed for her pleasure or extra thin for faster data transfer speeds.

UwUntu: When Linux Gets Kawaii
Linux Devops Programming
11 months ago 315.8K views 1 shares
UwUntu: When Linux Gets Kawaii
Ah, the dreaded "uwuntu" - where the serious Linux distro Ubuntu gets kawaii-fied with cat ears and anime eyes. This is what happens when your sysadmin secretly watches too much anime and decides the command line needs more "nyaa~". Somewhere, Linus Torvalds is staring at his monitor with the same expression you have right now. The worst part? Someone definitely spent actual development time creating this abomination instead of fixing those 200 open bugs.