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The Savior Of PHP Installation Nightmares

5 days ago 69.2K views 0 shares

The PHP installation process from the official website is basically a dark ritual requiring blood sacrifice and ancient incantations. Meanwhile, PPA Ondrej is the unsung hero who created a repository where you can just type apt-get install and get on with your life instead of deciphering cryptic documentation that seems deliberately written to make you question your career choices. The contrast between the official way and the "thank god someone fixed this" way perfectly captures the everyday pain of dev tooling that should be simple but never is.

The Text Editor Caste System

Vim Programming Linux

11 days ago 81.8K views 0 shares

The text editor hierarchy is real and it's brutal . At the top, Vim/Emacs users look down on everyone with their terminal superiority complex. In the middle, VSCode/Spyder folks think they've found the perfect balance between power and sanity. And then there's the poor soul using whatever text editor came pre-installed with Ubuntu, probably Gedit or Nano, just trying to survive while everyone else judges their life choices. The coding elite have created their own caste system, and your editor choice reveals exactly where you belong in the programming social hierarchy. The deeper you go into customizing your .vimrc file, the more insufferable you become to everyone around you.

Sudo Make Me A Sandwich... And Delete The Universe

Linux Devops Bash Programming

12 days ago 75.7K views 0 shares

Sudo Make Me A Sandwich... And Delete The Universe

Linux users love nothing more than watching newbies type commands they don't understand. The sudo command gives you superuser privileges—basically handing your computer a loaded gun and saying "whatever happens next is on you." The best part is how the experienced Linux user is actually impressed when their friend accidentally obliterates the entire desktop environment. That's the Linux way—catastrophic failure is just another learning opportunity. Remember kids: never blindly type commands ending with "yes, do as I say!" unless you're prepared to explain to your boss why the production server is now running MS-DOS.

The True Path To Insanity

Linux Hardware Debugging

20 days ago 109.1K views 1 shares

Nothing will drive you to the brink of madness faster than trying to install Nvidia drivers on Linux. What should be a simple task becomes a descent into dependency hell, kernel module nightmares, and cryptic error messages that make you question your life choices. The true origin story of every supervillain isn't childhood trauma—it's just a sysadmin who tried to get CUDA working on Ubuntu.

Shipping Containers: Cloud Vs. Local Reality

Docker Devops Kubernetes Linux Cloud

22 days ago 115.1K views 0 shares

Shipping Containers: Cloud Vs. Local Reality

Ah yes, the classic expectation vs. reality of container deployment. In the cloud, your containers are neatly organized on massive infrastructure with redundancy and professional management. Meanwhile, on your poor overloaded Ubuntu laptop, it's just boxes crammed into a car that's one Docker command away from complete system collapse. That feeling when you've got 17 containers running and your fan sounds like it's preparing for liftoff. Your laptop isn't hosting containers—it's being held hostage by them. And yet we keep typing "docker-compose up" like memory is infinite and thermal throttling is just a myth.

Sticker Pack Of The Day

Programming Webdev Rust React Git

24 days ago 119.5K views 0 shares

Nothing says "I'm a developer with commitment issues" quite like this sticker pack. VSCode for when you want an editor that's somehow both lightweight and RAM-hungry. ReactJS because you enjoy rewriting your components every six months when the API changes. Rust for when you need to tell everyone at the coffee shop that you care about memory safety. PHP because legacy code never dies, it just smells that way. GitHub because where else would you store the 47 half-finished side projects you'll never complete? Ubuntu for when you want Linux without the street cred. JavaScript because you've accepted that type coercion is just life's way of keeping you humble. And finally, the Go gopher – the mascot that reminds you that simplicity is great until you need generics.

UwUntu: When Linux Gets Kawaii

Linux Devops Programming

26 days ago 115.1K views 0 shares

Ah, the dreaded "uwuntu" - where the serious Linux distro Ubuntu gets kawaii-fied with cat ears and anime eyes. This is what happens when your sysadmin secretly watches too much anime and decides the command line needs more "nyaa~". Somewhere, Linus Torvalds is staring at his monitor with the same expression you have right now. The worst part? Someone definitely spent actual development time creating this abomination instead of fixing those 200 open bugs.

Here We Go Again

Linux Security Devops Programming

1 month ago 128.8K views 0 shares

When you try to install a package on Linux and get hit with that "Permission denied" error... suddenly you're sprinting back to add sudo like your computer's life depends on it. The classic Linux user two-step: try command, fail, add sudo, succeed. A daily ritual that separates the root users from the mere mortals.

Centred Adiv

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4 months ago 11.4K views 0 shares

centredADiv | coding-memes, ubuntu-memes, div-memes, cs-memes | ProgrammerHumor.io

Content John the stripper JOhnTheStripper Day 4 of 100daysofcoding. learnt to centre a Div. I don't get why people think it's hard. The div is perfectly in centre for screens with 21:13 aspect ratio and 1281 793 pixels, with pcs running Ubuntu 7.04 beta. You just have to make the window a little small from right.

Why Is Linux Safer Than Other Os

Linux Debugging Testing Backend

6 months ago 50.2K views 0 shares

whyIsLinuxSaferThanOtherOs | linux-memes, ux-memes, google-memes, try-memes, loc-memes, virus-memes, api-memes, ubuntu-memes, bitcoin-memes, IT-memes, crash-memes, logs-memes, kernel-memes, encryption-memes | ProgrammerHumor.io

Content Roman Sharkov admin Downloaded a virus for Linux lately and unpacked it. Tried to run it as root, didn't work. Googled for 2 hours, found out that instead of uslocalbin the virus unpacked to usr bin for which the user malware doesn't have any write permissions, therefore the virus couldn't create a process file. Found patched , configure and make files on some Chinese forum, recompiled and rerun it. The virus said it needs the library cmalw-lib-2.0. Turns out cmalw-1ib-2.0 is shipped with CentOS but not with Ubuntu. Googled for hours again and found an instruction to build a . deb package from source. The virus finally started, wrote some logs, made a core dump and crashed. After 1 hour of going through the logs 1 discovered the virus assumed it was running on ext4 and called into its disk encryption API. Under birfs this API is deprecated. The kernel noticed and made this partition read-only. Opened the sources, grep'ed the Bitcoin wallet and sent 5 out of pity. 19-50

Different types of Linux user

Linux

9 months ago 20.2K views 0 shares

Content GENTOO USER NewSeNsi GENERONEY GNEWSENSE USER archlinux ARCH USER FEDORACENTOS UBUNTU USER USER I nity UBUNTU UNITY USER DEBIAN USER S SLACKWARE USER MINT USER BACKTRACK USER

The Woes Of Ahigh Worth Ubuntu Male

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10 months ago 22.8K views 0 shares

theWoesOfAHighWorthUbuntuMale | software-memes, tinder-memes, google-memes, loc-memes, lock-memes, security-memes, rest-memes, ubuntu-memes, stream-memes, open source-memes, youtube-memes, public-memes | ProgrammerHumor.io

Content (g rubntu As a twenty year old single male I think it's very hard to find a girl who's actually interested in free software. I've had girls jokingly ask to "Netflix and chill" but when I tell her that I don't use Netflix since Netflix requires proprietary software to stream content, they stop talking to me. And worse if they do stay they think I'm weird since I blocked google IP's in my host file and we can't even watch youtube. I can't ever seem to get girls to come over to my place and I can't text them either. Once I get their numbers since I've added customs roms to my phone and refuse to use sms since it's a security concern I require all of my friends to download a free and open source messaging app and I share with them my public gpg key so that we can verify that our conversations are secure. None of my friends are willing to do this. And I can't use sites like tinder since it's not only proprietary software but a major privacy vulnerability. How come it is so hard to find

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