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Here We Go Again

5 days ago 71.1K views 0 shares

When you try to install a package on Linux and get hit with that "Permission denied" error... suddenly you're sprinting back to add sudo like your computer's life depends on it. The classic Linux user two-step: try command, fail, add sudo, succeed. A daily ritual that separates the root users from the mere mortals.

Centred Adiv

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3 months ago 1.8K views 0 shares

centredADiv | coding-memes, ubuntu-memes, div-memes, cs-memes | ProgrammerHumor.io

Content John the stripper JOhnTheStripper Day 4 of 100daysofcoding. learnt to centre a Div. I don't get why people think it's hard. The div is perfectly in centre for screens with 21:13 aspect ratio and 1281 793 pixels, with pcs running Ubuntu 7.04 beta. You just have to make the window a little small from right.

Why Is Linux Safer Than Other Os

Linux Debugging Testing Backend

5 months ago 8.3K views 0 shares

whyIsLinuxSaferThanOtherOs | linux-memes, ux-memes, google-memes, try-memes, loc-memes, virus-memes, api-memes, ubuntu-memes, bitcoin-memes, IT-memes, crash-memes, logs-memes, kernel-memes, encryption-memes | ProgrammerHumor.io

Content Roman Sharkov admin Downloaded a virus for Linux lately and unpacked it. Tried to run it as root, didn't work. Googled for 2 hours, found out that instead of uslocalbin the virus unpacked to usr bin for which the user malware doesn't have any write permissions, therefore the virus couldn't create a process file. Found patched , configure and make files on some Chinese forum, recompiled and rerun it. The virus said it needs the library cmalw-lib-2.0. Turns out cmalw-1ib-2.0 is shipped with CentOS but not with Ubuntu. Googled for hours again and found an instruction to build a . deb package from source. The virus finally started, wrote some logs, made a core dump and crashed. After 1 hour of going through the logs 1 discovered the virus assumed it was running on ext4 and called into its disk encryption API. Under birfs this API is deprecated. The kernel noticed and made this partition read-only. Opened the sources, grep'ed the Bitcoin wallet and sent 5 out of pity. 19-50

Different types of Linux user

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8 months ago 4.5K views 0 shares

Content GENTOO USER NewSeNsi GENERONEY GNEWSENSE USER archlinux ARCH USER FEDORACENTOS UBUNTU USER USER I nity UBUNTU UNITY USER DEBIAN USER S SLACKWARE USER MINT USER BACKTRACK USER

The Woes Of Ahigh Worth Ubuntu Male

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8 months ago 2.7K views 0 shares

theWoesOfAHighWorthUbuntuMale | software-memes, tinder-memes, google-memes, loc-memes, lock-memes, security-memes, rest-memes, ubuntu-memes, stream-memes, open source-memes, youtube-memes, public-memes | ProgrammerHumor.io

Content (g rubntu As a twenty year old single male I think it's very hard to find a girl who's actually interested in free software. I've had girls jokingly ask to "Netflix and chill" but when I tell her that I don't use Netflix since Netflix requires proprietary software to stream content, they stop talking to me. And worse if they do stay they think I'm weird since I blocked google IP's in my host file and we can't even watch youtube. I can't ever seem to get girls to come over to my place and I can't text them either. Once I get their numbers since I've added customs roms to my phone and refuse to use sms since it's a security concern I require all of my friends to download a free and open source messaging app and I share with them my public gpg key so that we can verify that our conversations are secure. None of my friends are willing to do this. And I can't use sites like tinder since it's not only proprietary software but a major privacy vulnerability. How come it is so hard to find

The Real Reason Why Linux Is Safer Than Other Os

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9 months ago 6.1K views 0 shares

theRealReasonWhyLinuxIsSaferThanOtherOS | linux-memes, ux-memes, google-memes, loc-memes, virus-memes, api-memes, ubuntu-memes, bitcoin-memes, c-memes, IT-memes, crash-memes, logs-memes, kernel-memes, encryption-memes | ProgrammerHumor.io

Content Roman Sharkov admin Downloaded a virus for Linux lately and unpacked it. Tried to run it as root, didn't work. Googled for 2 hours, found out that instead of uslocalbin the virus unpacked to usr bin for which the user malware doesn't have any write permissions, therefore the virus couldn't create a process file. Found patched . configure and . make files on some Chinese forum, recompiled and rerun it. The virus said it needs the library cmalw-11b-2.0. Turns out cmalw-lib-2.0 is shipped with CentOS but not with Ubuntu. Googled for hours again and found an instruction to build a . deb package from source. The virus finally started, wrote some logs, made a core dump and crashed. After 1 hour of going through the logs 1 discovered the virus assumed it was running on ext4 and called into its disk encryption API. Under btrfs this API is deprecated. The kernel noticed and made this partition read-only. Opened the sources, grep'ed the Bitcoin wallet and sent 5 out of pity. 19-50

Docker containers be like

php Linux Cloud

9 months ago 6.0K views 0 shares

Docker containers be like | docker-memes, ubuntu-memes, nginx-memes, container-memes | ProgrammerHumor.io

Content What if You Wanted to go to Heaven 502 Bad Gateway nginx1.18.0 (Ubuntu) But god said

My 85 year old grandfather who didn’t finish high school taught himself programming and Linux and woke up from his 7:30 pm bedtime to provide technical support to his dumb grandchild (me)

Programming Microsoft Windows Linux Backend

9 months ago 5.4K views 0 shares

My 85 year old grandfather who didn’t finish high school taught himself programming and Linux and woke up from his 7:30 pm bedtime to provide technical support to his dumb grandchild (me) | programming-memes, tech-memes, linux-memes, ux-memes, program-memes, ios-memes, windows-memes, rest-memes, ubuntu-memes, bios-memes, IT-memes, ide-memes, comment-memes | ProgrammerHumor.io

Content 8:13 4 rimm. rean i'm seeing on Youture there is a way to erase it from the disk while installing Ubuntu. Is that how you did it? It should offer to intall ubuntu with a "dual boot" (side by side with windows) or to delete windows, but I would recomment that you do a dual boot. I'll check messages in the morning. good nite. Love you. okay, I'II see what I can figure out. Goodnight, love you too! 8:11 PM Just thought of why it's not working for you (I just had to get up and post this). The thumb drive that I gave is a boot-able drive. You'll have to find how to get pc to boot from the us. The setting is in the "Bios." Look up how access the Bios, usually by pressing one of the "F" keys while the pc is booting up (F2 maybe). Once this is done, insert the thumb drive in the us and start, or restart the pc I'll check in morning. Aa ProarammerHumor.ic

Undefined

Javascript Java Linux Frontend Backend

10 months ago 7.0K views 0 shares

undefined | javascript-memes, java-memes, git-memes, github-memes, ubuntu-memes, rust-memes | ProgrammerHumor.io

Content REACTS scode RUSt M GitHub pip ubuntu JavaScript

Etymology Of Ubuntu

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10 months ago 2.8K views 0 shares

etymologyOfUbuntu | stack-memes, ubuntu-memes | ProgrammerHumor.io

Content jochenstacker7448 2y ago Did you know that "Ubuntu" is an ancient African word that translates as "I can't configure Debian". 4 652 E 49 REPLIES ProdrammerHumor.io

Modern Hiring Practices for Developers | A Tale of Two Candidates

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11 months ago 28.5K views 0 shares

Modern Hiring Practices for Developers | A Tale of Two Candidates | coding-memes, developer-memes, php-memes, python-memes, linux-memes, web-memes, design-memes, ux-memes, android-memes, unix-memes, server-memes, c++-memes, jquery-memes, mysql-memes, react-memes, sql-memes, asp.net-memes, .net-memes, sql server-memes, swift-memes, django-memes, angular-memes, spring-memes, laravel-memes, windows-memes, mongodb-memes, bash-memes, macos-memes, scala-memes, matlab-memes, api-memes, apache-memes, sqlite-memes, linq-memes, express-memes, symfony-memes, date-memes, kotlin-memes, oop-memes, spring mvc-memes, ubuntu-memes, delphi-memes, flask-memes, mongo-memes, postgres-memes, IT-memes, vue-memes, meteor-memes, query-memes, ide-memes, mac-memes, bot-memes, zend-memes, framework-memes, feature-memes, rust-memes | ProgrammerHumor.io

Content It savs here that vou have 18 vears of exerience and have fantastic references, and that you have designed and develobed four rulv reatured broiects that were successfully deployed and generated tens of millions of dollars, you have lead multiple teams, and that you have extensive experience in everything we are looking for - except I don't see React.js here. Have you ever used React? Only for personal projects. It's really just a simple Ul tramework and I am very familiar with it thoug Go fuck yourself! You don't have any professional experience, but it looks like you went to a 3-month coding boot camp. Did they cover React.js? You're hired! Oh veah. I've heard that word before! After that boot camp now I can say I'm an expert in React, C, C, Delphi, Diango, Rust, MongoDB, MS SQL Server, Flask, Express.is, Vue.js, Laravel, Angular, Web2Py, FastAPI, Meteor, Bottle, JQuery, Angular, Symfony, Svelte, Jam.py, ASP.NET, Apache, Sails, spring MVC, Zend, YI, Cake, Moo, Python, Kotlin, R. PHP, Go, Swift, VB, MATLAB, Scheme, Racket, Cloiure, Lisp, COBOL, Alice, AWK, Bash, Clean, Cecil, CoffeeScript, Cybil, Kodu, Ladder, Logtalk, JADE, J, Maude, LINQ, Modula, Octave, Orwell, Nemerie, Zeno, X10, WebASM, Umple, TAL, TCL, Scala, Sed, Strand, SBL, Turing, ROOP, QPL, PROMAL, Orc, Oriel, Nu, NPL, MVstic, Mutan, Mercury, Mesa, MOO, ASM, PostaressOL MySQL, SQLite, InterBase, Advantage, Ingres, Raima, FileMakerPro, Access, H2, Firebird, Windows, Unix, Android, macos, Linux, Centos, Ubuntu, OpenS ProDOS, Dasher, Dancer, Prancer, Vixen, Comet, Cupid Donner, Blitzen, and Rudolph. COCKSOFT INC. Cyanide and Happiness Explosm.net

As someone who has done something similar in the past, I don't feel bad about laughing. 🤣 (Also this guy got the advice he needed.)

Linux Testing Backend

11 months ago 4.1K views 0 shares

As someone who has done something similar in the past, I don't feel bad about laughing. 🤣 (Also this guy got the advice he needed.) | server-memes, testing-memes, test-memes, loc-memes, terminal-memes, git-memes, github-memes, data-memes, api-memes, ubuntu-memes, ide-memes, credentials-memes | ProgrammerHumor.io

Content rgithub Accidentally uploaded file with sensitive data to GitHUb can anyone give me the step by step instructions I should follow if I have accidentally pushed an env.testing file to my Github repo which has all my API credentials - to remove all evidence of this file from Github for anyone that may view the repo (please note I pushed fro DO Ubuntu server and I have no local) - and also what steps I should take from terminal in the remote directory from which this was pushed. Basically I just want all evidence of this file GONE. 13 7 - Share

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