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Linux Is Bugged Af Totally Unusable! Meanwhile, The Linux They Use:
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1 day ago 44.6K views 0 shares
Linux Is Bugged Af Totally Unusable! Meanwhile, The Linux They Use:
OMG, the AUDACITY of these Linux haters! 💅 They're out here screaming "Linux is unusable garbage!" while running Ubuntu on a prehistoric Lenovo laptop with a resolution straight from the Jurassic era (640x480)! HONEY, that's not a Linux problem, that's a "your computer belongs in a museum" problem! It's like complaining your Ferrari is slow when you've filled the tank with maple syrup instead of gas! The Linux OS is THRIVING despite being forced to run on hardware that Windows would literally have a nervous breakdown on! This is not a bug - this is a MIRACLE of engineering!

The Linux Civil War Claims Another Victim
Linux Bash Programming
6 days ago 82.4K views 0 shares
The Linux Civil War Claims Another Victim
The eternal Linux civil war claims another victim! That feeling when your fellow penguin enthusiasts start ranting about systemd (the init system that divided the community), Ubuntu (too mainstream?), Flatpaks (container blasphemy!), or gaming distros... and you just can't take it anymore. Meanwhile, you're just trying to enjoy your perfectly configured Arch setup that took 47 hours to install. The Linux community's ability to fight over literally anything is truly its most reliable feature. Kernel update? Fight. Package manager? Fight. Text editor? Nuclear war .

Normies All The Way Down
Linux Bash Programming
17 days ago 74.2K views 0 shares
Normies All The Way Down
The Linux distribution hierarchy strikes again! Our protagonist thinks they've ascended to Linux enlightenment by ditching Ubuntu for Arch, only to realize they've just traded one form of normie-dom for another. It's the classic Linux user journey—thinking you're special for using something more complex, then discovering there's always someone running a custom kernel compiled on a potato who thinks you're the casual. The irony is delicious—no matter how deep you go into Linux elitism, you're still someone else's normie. It's turtles distros all the way down!

The Savior Of PHP Installation Nightmares
php Webdev Devops Programming Linux
1 month ago 106.6K views 0 shares
The Savior Of PHP Installation Nightmares
The PHP installation process from the official website is basically a dark ritual requiring blood sacrifice and ancient incantations. Meanwhile, PPA Ondrej is the unsung hero who created a repository where you can just type apt-get install and get on with your life instead of deciphering cryptic documentation that seems deliberately written to make you question your career choices. The contrast between the official way and the "thank god someone fixed this" way perfectly captures the everyday pain of dev tooling that should be simple but never is.

The Text Editor Caste System
Vim Programming Linux
1 month ago 121.8K views 0 shares
The Text Editor Caste System
The text editor hierarchy is real and it's brutal . At the top, Vim/Emacs users look down on everyone with their terminal superiority complex. In the middle, VSCode/Spyder folks think they've found the perfect balance between power and sanity. And then there's the poor soul using whatever text editor came pre-installed with Ubuntu, probably Gedit or Nano, just trying to survive while everyone else judges their life choices. The coding elite have created their own caste system, and your editor choice reveals exactly where you belong in the programming social hierarchy. The deeper you go into customizing your .vimrc file, the more insufferable you become to everyone around you.

Sudo Make Me A Sandwich... And Delete The Universe
Linux Devops Bash Programming
1 month ago 111.0K views 0 shares
Sudo Make Me A Sandwich... And Delete The Universe
Linux users love nothing more than watching newbies type commands they don't understand. The sudo command gives you superuser privileges—basically handing your computer a loaded gun and saying "whatever happens next is on you." The best part is how the experienced Linux user is actually impressed when their friend accidentally obliterates the entire desktop environment. That's the Linux way—catastrophic failure is just another learning opportunity. Remember kids: never blindly type commands ending with "yes, do as I say!" unless you're prepared to explain to your boss why the production server is now running MS-DOS.

The True Path To Insanity
Linux Hardware Debugging
2 months ago 147.6K views 1 shares
The True Path To Insanity
Nothing will drive you to the brink of madness faster than trying to install Nvidia drivers on Linux. What should be a simple task becomes a descent into dependency hell, kernel module nightmares, and cryptic error messages that make you question your life choices. The true origin story of every supervillain isn't childhood trauma—it's just a sysadmin who tried to get CUDA working on Ubuntu.

Shipping Containers: Cloud Vs. Local Reality
Docker Devops Kubernetes Linux Cloud
2 months ago 147.5K views 0 shares
Shipping Containers: Cloud Vs. Local Reality
Ah yes, the classic expectation vs. reality of container deployment. In the cloud, your containers are neatly organized on massive infrastructure with redundancy and professional management. Meanwhile, on your poor overloaded Ubuntu laptop, it's just boxes crammed into a car that's one Docker command away from complete system collapse. That feeling when you've got 17 containers running and your fan sounds like it's preparing for liftoff. Your laptop isn't hosting containers—it's being held hostage by them. And yet we keep typing "docker-compose up" like memory is infinite and thermal throttling is just a myth.

Sticker Pack Of The Day
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2 months ago 158.0K views 0 shares
Sticker Pack Of The Day
Nothing says "I'm a developer with commitment issues" quite like this sticker pack. VSCode for when you want an editor that's somehow both lightweight and RAM-hungry. ReactJS because you enjoy rewriting your components every six months when the API changes. Rust for when you need to tell everyone at the coffee shop that you care about memory safety. PHP because legacy code never dies, it just smells that way. GitHub because where else would you store the 47 half-finished side projects you'll never complete? Ubuntu for when you want Linux without the street cred. JavaScript because you've accepted that type coercion is just life's way of keeping you humble. And finally, the Go gopher – the mascot that reminds you that simplicity is great until you need generics.

UwUntu: When Linux Gets Kawaii
Linux Devops Programming
2 months ago 139.5K views 0 shares
UwUntu: When Linux Gets Kawaii
Ah, the dreaded "uwuntu" - where the serious Linux distro Ubuntu gets kawaii-fied with cat ears and anime eyes. This is what happens when your sysadmin secretly watches too much anime and decides the command line needs more "nyaa~". Somewhere, Linus Torvalds is staring at his monitor with the same expression you have right now. The worst part? Someone definitely spent actual development time creating this abomination instead of fixing those 200 open bugs.

Here We Go Again
Linux Security Devops Programming
2 months ago 150.9K views 0 shares
Here We Go Again
When you try to install a package on Linux and get hit with that "Permission denied" error... suddenly you're sprinting back to add sudo like your computer's life depends on it. The classic Linux user two-step: try command, fail, add sudo, succeed. A daily ritual that separates the root users from the mere mortals.

Centred Adiv
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5 months ago 20.9K views 0 shares
centredADiv | coding-memes, ubuntu-memes, div-memes, cs-memes | ProgrammerHumor.io
Content John the stripper JOhnTheStripper Day 4 of 100daysofcoding. learnt to centre a Div. I don't get why people think it's hard. The div is perfectly in centre for screens with 21:13 aspect ratio and 1281 793 pixels, with pcs running Ubuntu 7.04 beta. You just have to make the window a little small from right.