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Shipping Containers: Cloud Vs. Local Reality

1 day ago 65.7K views 0 shares

Ah yes, the classic expectation vs. reality of container deployment. In the cloud, your containers are neatly organized on massive infrastructure with redundancy and professional management. Meanwhile, on your poor overloaded Ubuntu laptop, it's just boxes crammed into a car that's one Docker command away from complete system collapse. That feeling when you've got 17 containers running and your fan sounds like it's preparing for liftoff. Your laptop isn't hosting containers—it's being held hostage by them. And yet we keep typing "docker-compose up" like memory is infinite and thermal throttling is just a myth.

Sticker Pack Of The Day

Programming Webdev Rust React Git

3 days ago 66.5K views 0 shares

Nothing says "I'm a developer with commitment issues" quite like this sticker pack. VSCode for when you want an editor that's somehow both lightweight and RAM-hungry. ReactJS because you enjoy rewriting your components every six months when the API changes. Rust for when you need to tell everyone at the coffee shop that you care about memory safety. PHP because legacy code never dies, it just smells that way. GitHub because where else would you store the 47 half-finished side projects you'll never complete? Ubuntu for when you want Linux without the street cred. JavaScript because you've accepted that type coercion is just life's way of keeping you humble. And finally, the Go gopher – the mascot that reminds you that simplicity is great until you need generics.

UwUntu: When Linux Gets Kawaii

Linux Devops Programming

5 days ago 86.7K views 0 shares

Ah, the dreaded "uwuntu" - where the serious Linux distro Ubuntu gets kawaii-fied with cat ears and anime eyes. This is what happens when your sysadmin secretly watches too much anime and decides the command line needs more "nyaa~". Somewhere, Linus Torvalds is staring at his monitor with the same expression you have right now. The worst part? Someone definitely spent actual development time creating this abomination instead of fixing those 200 open bugs.

Here We Go Again

Linux Security Devops Programming

20 days ago 104.7K views 0 shares

When you try to install a package on Linux and get hit with that "Permission denied" error... suddenly you're sprinting back to add sudo like your computer's life depends on it. The classic Linux user two-step: try command, fail, add sudo, succeed. A daily ritual that separates the root users from the mere mortals.

Centred Adiv

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3 months ago 5.9K views 0 shares

centredADiv | coding-memes, ubuntu-memes, div-memes, cs-memes | ProgrammerHumor.io

Content John the stripper JOhnTheStripper Day 4 of 100daysofcoding. learnt to centre a Div. I don't get why people think it's hard. The div is perfectly in centre for screens with 21:13 aspect ratio and 1281 793 pixels, with pcs running Ubuntu 7.04 beta. You just have to make the window a little small from right.

Why Is Linux Safer Than Other Os

Linux Debugging Testing Backend

6 months ago 26.2K views 0 shares

whyIsLinuxSaferThanOtherOs | linux-memes, ux-memes, google-memes, try-memes, loc-memes, virus-memes, api-memes, ubuntu-memes, bitcoin-memes, IT-memes, crash-memes, logs-memes, kernel-memes, encryption-memes | ProgrammerHumor.io

Content Roman Sharkov admin Downloaded a virus for Linux lately and unpacked it. Tried to run it as root, didn't work. Googled for 2 hours, found out that instead of uslocalbin the virus unpacked to usr bin for which the user malware doesn't have any write permissions, therefore the virus couldn't create a process file. Found patched , configure and make files on some Chinese forum, recompiled and rerun it. The virus said it needs the library cmalw-lib-2.0. Turns out cmalw-1ib-2.0 is shipped with CentOS but not with Ubuntu. Googled for hours again and found an instruction to build a . deb package from source. The virus finally started, wrote some logs, made a core dump and crashed. After 1 hour of going through the logs 1 discovered the virus assumed it was running on ext4 and called into its disk encryption API. Under birfs this API is deprecated. The kernel noticed and made this partition read-only. Opened the sources, grep'ed the Bitcoin wallet and sent 5 out of pity. 19-50

Different types of Linux user

Linux

8 months ago 10.5K views 0 shares

Content GENTOO USER NewSeNsi GENERONEY GNEWSENSE USER archlinux ARCH USER FEDORACENTOS UBUNTU USER USER I nity UBUNTU UNITY USER DEBIAN USER S SLACKWARE USER MINT USER BACKTRACK USER

The Woes Of Ahigh Worth Ubuntu Male

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9 months ago 10.7K views 0 shares

theWoesOfAHighWorthUbuntuMale | software-memes, tinder-memes, google-memes, loc-memes, lock-memes, security-memes, rest-memes, ubuntu-memes, stream-memes, open source-memes, youtube-memes, public-memes | ProgrammerHumor.io

Content (g rubntu As a twenty year old single male I think it's very hard to find a girl who's actually interested in free software. I've had girls jokingly ask to "Netflix and chill" but when I tell her that I don't use Netflix since Netflix requires proprietary software to stream content, they stop talking to me. And worse if they do stay they think I'm weird since I blocked google IP's in my host file and we can't even watch youtube. I can't ever seem to get girls to come over to my place and I can't text them either. Once I get their numbers since I've added customs roms to my phone and refuse to use sms since it's a security concern I require all of my friends to download a free and open source messaging app and I share with them my public gpg key so that we can verify that our conversations are secure. None of my friends are willing to do this. And I can't use sites like tinder since it's not only proprietary software but a major privacy vulnerability. How come it is so hard to find

The Real Reason Why Linux Is Safer Than Other Os

Linux Debugging Testing Backend

9 months ago 19.7K views 0 shares

theRealReasonWhyLinuxIsSaferThanOtherOS | linux-memes, ux-memes, google-memes, loc-memes, virus-memes, api-memes, ubuntu-memes, bitcoin-memes, c-memes, IT-memes, crash-memes, logs-memes, kernel-memes, encryption-memes | ProgrammerHumor.io

Content Roman Sharkov admin Downloaded a virus for Linux lately and unpacked it. Tried to run it as root, didn't work. Googled for 2 hours, found out that instead of uslocalbin the virus unpacked to usr bin for which the user malware doesn't have any write permissions, therefore the virus couldn't create a process file. Found patched . configure and . make files on some Chinese forum, recompiled and rerun it. The virus said it needs the library cmalw-11b-2.0. Turns out cmalw-lib-2.0 is shipped with CentOS but not with Ubuntu. Googled for hours again and found an instruction to build a . deb package from source. The virus finally started, wrote some logs, made a core dump and crashed. After 1 hour of going through the logs 1 discovered the virus assumed it was running on ext4 and called into its disk encryption API. Under btrfs this API is deprecated. The kernel noticed and made this partition read-only. Opened the sources, grep'ed the Bitcoin wallet and sent 5 out of pity. 19-50

Docker containers be like

php Linux Cloud

10 months ago 19.1K views 0 shares

Docker containers be like | docker-memes, ubuntu-memes, nginx-memes, container-memes | ProgrammerHumor.io

Content What if You Wanted to go to Heaven 502 Bad Gateway nginx1.18.0 (Ubuntu) But god said

My 85 year old grandfather who didn’t finish high school taught himself programming and Linux and woke up from his 7:30 pm bedtime to provide technical support to his dumb grandchild (me)

Programming Microsoft Windows Linux Backend

10 months ago 13.5K views 0 shares

My 85 year old grandfather who didn’t finish high school taught himself programming and Linux and woke up from his 7:30 pm bedtime to provide technical support to his dumb grandchild (me) | programming-memes, tech-memes, linux-memes, ux-memes, program-memes, ios-memes, windows-memes, rest-memes, ubuntu-memes, bios-memes, IT-memes, ide-memes, comment-memes | ProgrammerHumor.io

Content 8:13 4 rimm. rean i'm seeing on Youture there is a way to erase it from the disk while installing Ubuntu. Is that how you did it? It should offer to intall ubuntu with a "dual boot" (side by side with windows) or to delete windows, but I would recomment that you do a dual boot. I'll check messages in the morning. good nite. Love you. okay, I'II see what I can figure out. Goodnight, love you too! 8:11 PM Just thought of why it's not working for you (I just had to get up and post this). The thumb drive that I gave is a boot-able drive. You'll have to find how to get pc to boot from the us. The setting is in the "Bios." Look up how access the Bios, usually by pressing one of the "F" keys while the pc is booting up (F2 maybe). Once this is done, insert the thumb drive in the us and start, or restart the pc I'll check in morning. Aa ProarammerHumor.ic

Undefined

Javascript Java Linux Frontend Backend

11 months ago 16.9K views 0 shares

undefined | javascript-memes, java-memes, git-memes, github-memes, ubuntu-memes, rust-memes | ProgrammerHumor.io

Content REACTS scode RUSt M GitHub pip ubuntu JavaScript

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