Tux's Dependency Management Journey

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The Linux mascot's downward spiral from responsible water drinker to full-blown alcoholic is basically what happens when you start managing dependencies. First day: "I'll just install this one package." Six months later: you're chugging wine straight from the bottle while surrounded by 437 node_modules folders and questioning every life decision that led you to this exact moment. The Portuguese "Antes/Depois" (Before/After) just makes it more universal—dependency hell transcends all languages.

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