The Debian Enlightenment

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The Debian Enlightenment

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That moment when you've spent years scoffing at Debian's strict stability policies and ancient packages, only to finally install it and have an epiphany about why server admins worship it. Suddenly all those hours fighting with bleeding-edge distros and their random breakages flash before your eyes, and you just whisper to yourself: "I get it now." The stability... the reliability... it's like finding computing nirvana after years of distro-hopping chaos. Your uptime counter finally has a chance to reach double digits!

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