The Debian Enlightenment

Content Software developers don't spend 8-12 continuous hours at their desk pumping out code every single day. Sure knowing how to code is a necessity in their profession. However, there's requirements to understand. Meetings to attend. Actual human interaction that happens almost as frequently as when they're writing code depending on the company and framework. You have just described run of the mill mediocre coders. Those are a dime a dozen and are easily replaceable and not worth hiring at all based on Elon Musks standards. An elite coder would be someone like John Carmack who would literally spend all day and night coding for months to ship a game. He or she would know all the ins and out of the full stack including both software and hardware and networking. They would build state of the art technology in months when experts thought it would be impossible. And in the end they would ship game after game after game with a team of 6. In this case, replace game with twitter features.

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Oh my gosh, this is peak text editor humor! 😂 The brain sees "vi/vim" and immediately thinks it's pronouns like "he/him" or "they/them" instead of the legendary text editor! It's like your programmer brain has been hijacked by social media formatting! Now I'm imagining Vim users introducing themselves: "Hi, I'm Alex, vi/vim, and I've been trying to exit for 3 years." The struggle is real when your text editor identity becomes part of your social identity!

Content YOU USE GIT VIA A GUI USE GIT VIA COMMAND LINE WE ARE NOT THE SAME

You know you're getting old when your laptop outlives most of your relationships. That 10-year-old ThinkPad running Linux is basically a family heirloom at this point—still boots faster than your coworker's brand new MacBook, still has all the ports you actually need, and the keyboard feels like typing on clouds made of mechanical switches. The real tragedy here is that elderly laptop probably still has a better CPU than half the IoT devices in your house, doesn't force you to use a dongle for literally everything, and runs your code compilation without sounding like it's preparing for takeoff. Meanwhile, modern laptops are soldered shut, unrepairable, and cost more than a used car. Respect your elders, especially when they're still running that perfectly stable Debian install from 2015.