The Dramatic Temperature Wars

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The Dramatic Temperature Wars

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The AUDACITY of CPU temperature distribution! Left side: normal humans SWEATING BULLETS at 70°C thinking their computer is about to spontaneously combust. Middle: the statistical bell curve of temperatures showing most CPUs operate around 85-100°C. Right side: those PSYCHOPATHIC GENIUSES with their hoodies pulled up, casually declaring "80C is fine" while their machines are practically melting through their desks. The duality of PC users is SENDING ME! Some of us are calling 911 when the fan gets loud while others are like "145°C? Just needs more thermal paste, sweetie! 💅"

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