The Linux Identity Crisis

Content Anonymous Mon 20 Jul 2020 12:14:37 No.76848836 76848808 76848065 at college have a brand new Thinkpad everybody else is using ipads, or some cheaper tablet, a few macbooks professer is a huge macfag tells us mac is the future and we are stupid if we don't get a mac tell him he is wrong he pulls me up to compare my laptop to his macbook mine is faster, and better in every way starts getting mad he pours water over mine by "accident" "oh no! your 90's laptop is dead! you had better go buy a new macbook after class today!" "Actually, this is a 2000 top of the range thinkad, and it's water proof" hold my still running laptop over his macbook and the water drains onto his and kills his "the fuck did you just do? GET OUT OF MY CLASS!" tried to get me expelled they look at the security footage come back next week and see a new lecturer. he's a huge Linuxopen source fag has Richard Stallman picture on his thinkpad ProdrammerHumor io

The Vim escape ritual—where senior devs casually drop the ":q!" bomb like it's nothing while junior devs watch in horror. That command is basically the developer equivalent of walking away from an explosion without looking back. No saving, no mercy, just pure chaotic energy. The juniors sit there wondering if this person has no fear of losing work or if they've ascended to some higher plane of existence where code is temporary but swagger is forever.

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Content programmers before programmers now Istackoverflow FIRST DRINK THE collee THEN T DO THE things sure God. Your third temple will be ready in a sec, in full 640480. haha, keep the CIA busy for a while, I'm just missing some last tweaks in the HolyC compiler help me mommy. i can't exit vim

Content Microsoft: Wait, I can explain! Apple: Your users know that you're spying? G Google: You spy through the whole OS?? I spy only the web. Linux: You guys are spying?

Content Finally found a monitor big enough to see the entire g command