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The Final Linux Migration Boss
Linux Windows
7 days ago 68.8K views 0 shares
The Final Linux Migration Boss
Ah, the eternal wait for SteamOS 3.0 desktop release – the final boss before countless Windows refugees make the leap to Linux. Valve's been teasing us since the Steam Deck launched, and here we all are, desperately begging Gabe Newell like he's some digital deity holding the keys to our Windows-free future. Meanwhile, most Linux veterans are just sitting back thinking, "Just install Arch and be done with it, you cowards."

When Steam Detects Unauthorized Purchases
Security
20 days ago 81.9K views 0 shares
When Steam Detects Unauthorized Purchases
When your Steam account gets hacked, support suddenly morphs into The Undertaker coming for the hacker's soul. That moment when Valve's customer service transforms from "we'll get back to you in 2-3 business years" to "we've tracked their IP address and dispatched a team." Nothing motivates a company like someone messing with their payment methods.

Console Wars: The Obsolescence Strikes Back
Gamedev Hardware Linux
23 days ago 76.6K views 0 shares
Console Wars: The Obsolescence Strikes Back
The gaming hardware arms race continues to claim victims. Just when you thought your Nintendo Switch 2 with its fancy 120hz refresh rate and HDR support was the pinnacle of portable gaming, Valve's Steam Deck enters the chat and shatters your reality. It's like bringing a calculator to a math competition only to find your opponent brought a quantum computer. The sheer existential crisis on that man's face says it all—the moment you realize your tech is already obsolete before you've even finished the unboxing video.