The Linux Confession Drowning Pool

Content COMPUTER PROBLEMS THAT MAKE PEOPLE SAY "MAYBE IT HAS A VIRUS?" COMPUTER PROBLEMS CAUSED BY VIRUSES

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The eternal battle between Microsoft's desperate pleas and Linux users' defiant independence is perfectly captured here. Microsoft is literally begging you not to download Chrome while simultaneously pushing Edge down your throat like an overeager parent with vegetables. Meanwhile, Linux users are treating Microsoft like an annoying insect - cracking their command-line whips and shooing away anything that doesn't respect their freedom to choose. The imagery of commanding Git with a bullwhip is just *chef's kiss* - because nothing says "I'm in control of my computing destiny" like manually compiling your kernel while laughing maniacally.

The ultimate game of terminal Russian roulette! This genius created a chain of aliases where seemingly innocent directory creation commands ( mkdir , mksir , etc.) all eventually point to mkdie - which is secretly sudo rm -rf / --no-preserve-root . One typo and your entire filesystem gets nuked into oblivion. The warning at the top " #NO TYPOS PLEASE! " is the understatement of the century. It's like putting a "please don't touch" sign on a nuclear launch button shaped like a comfy pillow.

Content Janis Kluge jakluge 17h Due to sanctions, Russia is switching from Windows to Linux. The government wants to force domestic programmers to convert their software. But there are doubts: Many systems will have to be rebuilt from scratch, and there are few Linux experts around. kommersant.rudoc5570730 48 17 237 740 Kait airenni Replying to jakluge You can't throw a political enemy out a fourth-floor Linux, though. 11:09 AM 20 Sep 22 Twitter for Android