The Linux Confession Drowning Pool

Content notroot 2315 217 Friend: OMG are you hacking? sudo apt-get update running Me: Yes. I am. (Edited) 2d

The tech evolution iceberg is the perfect personality test for developers. Started with Windows and macOS? Basic normie. Running Linux/Windows dual boot with Firefox? Congrats, you've achieved tech bro status. But the real fun starts when you hit the nerd level with Vim and full disk encryption. The basement dwellers are running custom kernels and using IRC like it's still 2005. "What messaging app do you use?" "Oh, just /bin/dash, you wouldn't understand." Then there's the glowie tier with encrypted GRUB and air-gapped machines. These folks compile their own compilers because they don't trust the ones that compiled the compilers. And finally, the ascended beings who've transcended physical hardware entirely. They probably run consciousness.sh directly on the universe's quantum fabric. The rest of us are just trying to remember our WiFi password.

Ah, the mythical Linux battery life! 81% battery with 55 hours remaining while in "Performance" mode? That's not a power management system, that's a fantasy novel . Windows users get excited about 3 hours of battery life while Linux is over here claiming your laptop can outlast the apocalypse. The best part? Someone has it in "High performance" mode, which on any other OS would drain your battery faster than a TikTok scrolling session. Linux is basically saying "I can make your 2012 laptop battery perform like it's powered by arc reactor technology from Iron Man." Sure, Jan. 🙄

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The five stages of network troubleshooting, as told by ancient wisdom: 1. Denial: "It's not DNS" 2. Anger: "There's no way it's DNS" 3. Bargaining: *frantically checking firewall rules* 4. Depression: *silent contemplation while staring at wireshark* 5. Acceptance: "It was DNS" The universal truth every sysadmin discovers after wasting 6 hours of their life. DNS - secretly stands for "Did Not Solve" until you finally check it.

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