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Content Have you ever heard the tragity of Darth malloc the wise? I thought not. It's not a tale Java would tell you, It's a C legend. Malloc was a C function so powerful and so wise that it could use machine language to allocate memory itself. It had so much knowledge of machine code it could create dynamically sized arrays. Unfortunately he taught free everything he knew and one day free deallocated all of its memory. Ironic. It could allocate memory for others, but not itself.

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Ah, the classic "if it ain't broke, don't fix it" taken to its logical extreme. Some sysadmin out there is powering their laptop through a Frankenstein's monster of adapters rather than risk a system update. The exposed wire is just *chef's kiss* - nothing says "99.9999% uptime" like a fire hazard waiting to happen. This is the digital equivalent of holding your breath while merging to production. Somewhere, a DevOps engineer is having heart palpitations looking at this.

Content Post goeo Follow goeo.lol pro tip: by using a linux phone as your main, you can make sure you do Exciting things while in public transportation, such as debugging bluetooth audio, rather than boring, normie things, such as listening to music December 20, 2024 at 2:17 PM 3 Everybody can reply 18 reposts 191 likes 4 18 191

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