The Hidden Face Of Digital Infrastructure

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Why pay someone $200/hour to listen to your problems when you can spend $2000 on old server hardware to create your own EMOTIONAL DAMAGE?! 💀 The absolute DEDICATION of stacking five Dell servers in your basement just to run container orchestration that could probably run on a Raspberry Pi! But nooooo, we need the FULL ENTERPRISE EXPERIENCE at home because clearly our relationships weren't complicated enough already! The electricity bill alone would fund a year of therapy, but who needs mental health when you have high availability and auto-scaling for your personal blog that gets three visitors a month?!

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Content Windows Developer windowsdev Tell us you're a developer without telling us you're a developer. 10:53 PM 13 Jan 21 Sprinklr Publisher 184 Retweets 231 Quote Tweets 1,941 Likes 17 daM CodeSnail codesnail 1s Replying to windowsdev I'm using Linux 17 v

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