The Existential Crisis Of Modern Infrastructure

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The Existential Crisis Of Modern Infrastructure

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Modern infrastructure is like those Russian nesting dolls, except each layer has amnesia about how it got there. First you run whoami to confirm your identity crisis, then whereami reveals you're trapped in containerception—a Docker container inside Kubernetes inside a VM inside a hypervisor inside someone else's datacenter. And when you desperately ask howdidigethere, the system responds with brutal honesty: absolutely zero recollection of the deployment decisions that led to this beautiful disaster. It's cloud computing's version of waking up in Vegas with no memory but a receipt for 17 EC2 instances.

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