Distro hopping Memes

The Linux distribution hierarchy strikes again! Our protagonist thinks they've ascended to Linux enlightenment by ditching Ubuntu for Arch, only to realize they've just traded one form of normie-dom for another. It's the classic Linux user journey—thinking you're special for using something more complex, then discovering there's always someone running a custom kernel compiled on a potato who thinks you're the casual. The irony is delicious—no matter how deep you go into Linux elitism, you're still someone else's normie. It's turtles distros all the way down!

The duality of Linux enthusiasts is painfully accurate. When actually using Linux, you're just a tired soul dealing with dependency hell and hunting down obscure config files. But mention Linux in conversation and suddenly you're vibrating at a frequency only dogs can hear, ready to explain why your custom Arch build with 47 terminal-based apps is "actually more user-friendly." It's the same energy as people who do CrossFit – quiet suffering during, evangelical preaching after.