Expectation Vs Reality

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Java developers evolving their equality-checking techniques like they're climbing the social ladder at a fancy dinner party. First panel: The peasant's approach with == that compares memory references instead of actual content. How primitive! Second panel: The middle-class obj1.equals(obj2) method - respectable, gets the job done, but lacks a certain... je ne sais quoi. Third panel: The aristocratic Objects.equals(obj1, obj2) with its monocle and top hat - handles null checks and prevents NullPointerExceptions with the elegance of someone who has staff to handle their exceptions for them.

Content Hackathon Hackers Public group Makers Builders Designers Gamers In Discussion Members Events Videos Photos Files Ronak Shah 1 hr serious What's the best way to detect gender from a picture? Preferably using python Like comment Share Fabian Vergara What about non-binary genders? Like Reply - 19 - 1 hr Jane Manchun Wong You'll need quantum computing Like Reply ( 53 - 1 hr View more replies

The classic programmer time estimation paradox in its natural habitat. When a dev says they'll fix a bug in an hour, they genuinely believe it. That confidence lasts right up until they discover the bug is actually a symptom of three other bugs nested inside a fourth bug that's living in dependency hell. Yet somehow management still expects hourly updates as if constantly asking "is it fixed yet?" will magically speed up the process. Spoiler alert: it won't.

Content Motivation graph : Working on a programming project Motivation My code doesn't compile, but that won't stop me Still not working... Now i need to work on the Database... Fck this shit, I hate this part I hate this project, I hate my spaghetti code, and there's no end in sight... It's decided. I'll make it, and no one can stop me, let's start the coding now ! Everything works so smoothly Found the issue! Let's continue it's decided, TIl make it, and no one can stop me! I just got a great project idea Time I just got a great project idea

Nothing says "I've transcended mere mortal programming" like writing JavaScript fetch requests on what appears to be a phone from 2007 with actual physical buttons. The 20% battery is the chef's kiss – clearly this developer lives dangerously. This is peak "I need to fix production NOW but I'm at my cousin's anime-themed birthday party." The code is surprisingly readable though! Gotta respect someone fetching videos with promise chains on what's essentially a calculator with a screen. The real question isn't what's stopping you from coding like this – it's why would anyone voluntarily choose this digital torture device when a proper keyboard exists somewhere in the world?