Expectation Vs Reality

Content Your mother is sofat, the recursive function computing her-mass causes a stack overflow.

The perfect illustration of irony in its natural habitat. First post: "There are 2 types of stupid people - those who can't read and those who won't follow instructions." Second post: Someone who clearly didn't grasp that computers don't work through formal introductions. The reply is pure gold - introducing your printer to your webcam like they're at a networking event? Putting name tags on them? This is exactly what happens when someone takes "computer recognition" a bit too literally. And they wonder why tech support drinks heavily.

When your code evolves from a barbaric cave dweller to a sophisticated British gentleman with a monocle. The progression from Elsif (Pascal/Ada vibes) to elif (Python's elegant solution) to the standard else if (practically every C-style language) finally culminates in Ruby's posh otherwise keyword. It's like watching your conditional statements attend finishing school and emerge with a cup of tea and impeccable syntax manners. Next thing you know, your error handling will be apologizing before throwing exceptions.

Content Debugging Idi:bg-ingl 1. Being the detective in a crime movie where you are also the murderer.

Content Me looking at rProgrammerHumor as a teen java dev and realising I'm bad at everything.

Content Tom was the first guy losing his job because of Artificial intelligence