Microsoft Gives You Windows, Linux Gives You The Whole House!

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Content when you do pull request on twitter github to fix a typo you know, I'm something of a contributormaintainer myself

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Content So my daughter tells me you use GitHub? Yes, I upload exe to repos. You have exactly 10 seconds to get the fuck out of my house.

When your PC is so dusty it qualifies as an archaeological dig site, but you're still like "yeah, perfect candidate for Linux." Nothing says "I believe in resurrection" quite like installing a penguin-powered OS on hardware that looks like it survived the Dust Bowl. The irony is that Linux will probably run better on this fossil than Windows would on a brand new machine. That's not dirt—it's just extra thermal insulation!

You're sitting there watching your cursor move on its own, clicking through menus you didn't open, typing commands you didn't write. It's like watching a ghost possess your machine, except this ghost has admin privileges and knows exactly where your problem files are hiding. The IT person is in complete control while you just sit there like a passenger in your own computer, feeling oddly violated yet grateful. It's the weirdest mix of helplessness and relief—like someone else doing your dishes but you have to watch them reorganize your entire kitchen in the process.