I Love My Debugging Duck

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I Love My Debugging Duck

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The TRAGIC miscommunication of our times! 💔 He's talking about programming mascots like Python's snake, PHP's elephant, and Linux's penguin, while she's over there thinking about ACTUAL PETS! The rubber duck isn't just some cute bath toy - it's the silent therapist that listens to your code problems without judgment! The ultimate debugging companion that makes you realize your mistakes the SECOND you start explaining your code out loud! Meanwhile, she's just there with her collection of adorable fluffballs thinking they're on the same wavelength. HONEY, NO. His animals debug code; yours just shed on the furniture!

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