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Oh, the absolute PANIC that sets in when your screen decides to take an unscheduled nap! That tiny sliver representing "sit patiently waiting for it to recover" is the biggest lie ever told. Like, WHO are these mythical beings who just calmly wait? The rest of us? We're frantically jiggling that mouse like we're trying to summon a digital genie, desperately hoping that if we move it aggressively enough, the computer will remember it has a job to do. It's basically the tech equivalent of shaking a vending machine when your snack gets stuck. Spoiler alert: it never works, but we'll keep doing it until the heat death of the universe because WHAT ELSE ARE WE SUPPOSED TO DO?!

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Content Android: Detect softkeyboard open 18 3 When the soft keyboard opens I want a scroll view to scroll down to the bottom. For this I can use: fullScroll(View.FOCUS DOWN); But how do I fire that command after the soft keyboard opening event triggers? android view scroll share edit flag asked Jun 20 '10 at 23:15 Noah Seidman 1,415 3 17 26 add a comment start a bounty 6 Answers active oldest votes 9 Per this post and this post on android-developers it doesn't seem like it's possible to do what you want. You may want to re-examine your use case for what you're doing. Maybe one of the softInputMode flags will work for you share edit flag answered Jun 21 '10 at 0:14 Qberticus 29.5k 6 54 54 34 In december of 2012. Yes that is 2012, Android still has no good way of notifying if the soft keyboard is visible or not. Amazing! - sebrock Dec 6 '12 at 16:28 26 sebrock Same here in 2014 - Rod Algonquin May 1 '14 at 21:22 7 A Ditto for 2015... - Reid Mac Jun 17 '15 at 14:05 7 A 2016 approaching - User3 Oct 21 '15 at 10:07 yup 2016 is here:( - Arlind Feb 4 at 10:24 add a comment show 3 more comments ProdrammerHumor.io