Linux Kernel Vulnerabilities

Content Have you ever heard the tragity of Darth malloc the wise? I thought not. It's not a tale Java would tell you, It's a C legend. Malloc was a C function so powerful and so wise that it could use machine language to allocate memory itself. It had so much knowledge of machine code it could create dynamically sized arrays. Unfortunately he taught free everything he knew and one day free deallocated all of its memory. Ironic. It could allocate memory for others, but not itself.

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Someone just discovered that if you treat the digits of Pi (3.14159265359...) as a Unix timestamp, you get July 13, 2965. So apparently we've all been celebrating Pi Day wrong on March 14th. The real Pi Day won't happen for another 940 years, which is honestly the most programmer thing ever – finding a completely impractical but technically correct alternative to an established convention. Fun fact: Unix timestamps count seconds since January 1, 1970 (the Unix epoch), so this timestamp converter is basically saying "Pi seconds after computers decided time officially began." Because nothing says 'mathematical constant' like arbitrarily mapping it to a date system invented for operating systems. Mark your calendars for 2965, folks. Finally, a holiday we can procrastinate on.

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Remember when hackers had to actually know things ? The big brain hacker of yesteryear reverse engineered binaries, wrote zines with 0day exploits, and gained root access just for the intellectual thrill. Fast forward to today, and we've got script kiddies drooling over their keyboards while Metasploit does all the work with a single command. For the uninitiated, Metasploit is basically the "I'm a hacker" starter pack that automates exploits so anyone can feel like Mr. Robot without understanding what's happening under the hood. It's like comparing someone who builds a car from scratch to someone who thinks they're a mechanic because they can turn the key. The future of hacking? Probably just asking ChatGPT to "do a hack please" while eating Cheetos.

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