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Replace Github
Git Webdev Programming
10 days ago 192.6K views 0 shares
Replace Github
Someone just declared war on GitHub and the official GitHub account swooped in with the most passive-aggressive "please share the repo link bestie 👀" energy imaginable. It's giving "I dare you to actually build something better" vibes. The sheer confidence of GitHub basically saying "go ahead, we'll wait" while sitting on their throne of 100+ million repositories is CHEF'S KISS. They know nobody's replacing them anytime soon, and they're not even trying to hide it. The ratio of engagement on their reply? *Devastating*. GitHub really said "talk is cheap, show me the code" and the internet collectively lost it.

Linux Kernel Vulnerabilities
Linux Iot Hardware
22 days ago 287.3K views 0 shares
Linux Kernel Vulnerabilities
Someone tries to dunk on Linux by saying it "never succeeded," and the comeback is absolutely nuclear. Linux literally runs on everything —from supercomputers and servers to Android phones, smart fridges, and yes, apparently the microcontroller in your mom's personal massager. The irony? Linux is probably the most successful OS kernel in human history by deployment count. It's running the internet, your router, your TV, and now... well, intimate devices. The "never succeeded" take aged like milk in the Sahara. Turns out when you're embedded in billions of devices worldwide, you've succeeded pretty hard.

Is He Wrong Though
Java Programming
1 month ago 182.5K views 0 shares
Is He Wrong Though
The "write once, run anywhere" crowd just got absolutely demolished. Sure, Java's cross-platform compatibility is technically impressive, but that's like being proud your code runs equally mediocre everywhere. The JVM being on Windows, Linux, and macOS doesn't make Java good —it just means everyone gets to suffer equally. Here's the thing: cross-platform compatibility is a feature, not a personality trait. JavaScript runs everywhere too, and we're not exactly throwing parades about it. The analogy here is brutally effective because it exposes the logical fallacy—universal compatibility doesn't equal quality. It just means you've achieved the bare minimum of not being platform-locked. Java developers will defend their language with religious fervor, but deep down they know they're just Stockholm syndrome victims of enterprise codebases written in 2003 that nobody dares to refactor.