Leaked Source Code

Plot twist: Linux has been open source since 1991. Someone just used Claude AI to "leak" what's already publicly available on GitHub. It's like breaking into a museum to steal the Mona Lisa, only to discover it's actually a gift shop where they sell prints for $5. The irony is so thick you could compile it. Imagine Claude sitting there, diligently outputting millions of lines of kernel code that Linus Torvalds literally wants you to have. Security breach of the century, folks.